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Eventually, the cycles of all female twitterers will synch, and the mass PMS will signal Armageddon.
Went to Sonic for a cold drink. Got home, took a sip of the most vile, sour, bitter shit ever. Did I order an aspirin mouth-fuck slushie?!
I only joined Twitter because I thought it was a gigantic booty-call machine. But I haven't gotten any, unless you count that chicken.
Boy, I really need to get glasses. Just read headline on cover of AARP magazine as 'Dolly Parton - How she turned fags into riches'.
The whole 'this is your brain on drugs' campain might have worked better if fried eggs weren't so yummy.
Candy or sex act?
Hanky Panky.
Chewy Louie.
Atomic Head.
Bone Shakers.
Gooey Logs.
Lippy Chicks.
Porky Pigs.
Uncle Joe's Mint Balls.
Hanky Panky.
Chewy Louie.
Atomic Head.
Bone Shakers.
Gooey Logs.
Lippy Chicks.
Porky Pigs.
Uncle Joe's Mint Balls.
The trouble with free speech is that most of it is utter crap.
As compared to censored speech where all of it is utter crap.
As compared to censored speech where all of it is utter crap.
Fucktards, if you walk out in front of my car, I will run you down just for the joy of watching your jelly-like corpse bounce off my hood.
Chomped down hard on my cheek again; might have to swallow it soon. Will that make me more of a cannibal than that time I ate my parents?
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