Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
HEY GIRLS remember when you used to let me put my peanus inside u? Hahahaha seriously tho what happened to us? Where are u Megan? Come back
Didn't win the lottery again. Fuck you Obama!
What are people who don't eat meat called again? oh right al Qaeda
You have nice hair... it would look even better in my crotch
Couldn't tell whether that was semen or icing on my shirt, either way it was delish
It's the remix to ignition / r. kelly are you a christian / you know that jesus still loves you / no matter on who you are pissin
"Rugs before drugs" - Rug salesman who's probably on drugs
Oh you're going to church tomorrow? I don't have to go, me and God are like this
*inserts index finger into circle hand*
If these WNBA players keep kissing each other I might have to start watching ha ha ha jk I'd rather watch 2 dudes touch tips
Who needs April Fools? My life's a fuckin joke
The scariest part of Sharknado was the part they let a girl drive the jeep
*snaps into a slim jim*
I don't trust guys who can't grow beards