@supa's (mary beth) most faved Tweets...
Wearing an apron, serving peanut-butter and jelly sandwiches, standing on the front porch, threatening squirrels with a pair of scissors.
If I wrote a parenting book chapters 1-5 would fall under the section Teaching Them To Use The DVD Player Unassisted.
Well, he can drag me camping, but he can't stop me from sitting under a tree with my podcasts and my knitting.
The trick to at-home haircolor is to choose a shade that matches your bathroom. And bath towels. And bath mat.
We got there and Mother Nature was all "I will cut a bitch. And also give a bitch a weird rash and some bug bites and a sunburn."
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Look, I told you from the beginning I was a flake.
... Ohmigod, I forgot to tell you that, didn't I.
... Ohmigod, I forgot to tell you that, didn't I.
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I've got a coffee cake in the oven. I'd need AT LEAST 200 characters to adequately convey how goddamn good it smells.
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I know some people get into homemaking because of the money, or the drugs, or the ironing. But I have to tell you it's not that glamorous.
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Woke for the day at 5:30 a.m., rested and mostly refreshed. Suspect fatal disease. Looking for thermometer.
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