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Guys, the relief efforts are finally over and with your help, we managed to post over 5,000 Instagram and Facebook pictures. Great job!!
"I'm sorry; this has nothing to do with the mail" - me, sobbing at the UPS store just now. (/KILLINGGGG ITTTTT)
"I was an artist; but I am not anymore." - saddest thing I've ever heard, a 20something girl at this art gallery.
I just shook Tony Danza's hand and said "I'm not a huge fan." #killingthegame
Good piece of advice 4 girls: meet guys in the daytime, cuz if u meet them at nite, u won't know they ride a skateboard until it's too late!
There is a guy across from me in Starbucks who, as far as i can tell, is recording an album in here.
Adele has a last name? I hate this show
Guys, I'm so mad at Hitler for stealing the title of my memoir.
It's important to remember that no matter how amazing someone seems, someone, somewhere, is sick of their shit.
I've gotten to a point where I don't even want to talk to anyone via text unless it involves screenshots of their conversations w/ other ppl
Do you guys wanna hear a VM from my gyno telling me my 'na is the picture of health? ...Just checking. Wanna see what you're into.
In the world's most disgusting hotel. And the desk attendant looks like she's murdered 6 people. This evening.
But it only makes me sad because I'm able to quote Bethenny Frankel. Not because I'm single and alone. (important distinction)
Sometimes I wish we (women) weren't fighting so hard for equal rights, cuz it would be kind of chill to never work again.
when a guy is talking about ur bf breaking up w u like "does he know how hot u r?" and you're like "wow. SUCH a good Q... but also go away!"
I'm not dressing up for Halloween because (it's gauche) I'm a witch 365 days a year.