Dora the explorer is real! http://t.co/iwM32p6b

Snap that mobo in pieces Plan B and it dash it to Wiley and Wretch honey. Mean Girls stylie.

Post-Olympic Depression

"I couldn't get to my computer because it was snowing Miss" - Javed's excuse

NFL vs Beyonce GET MEEEEEEEEEE  http://24.media.tumblr.com/994c9d69e49dee0376e34f1c10921cdf/tumblr_mhn3e6EUgI1rqhegxo1_500.gif …

I want Siri to sound like Big H

Alright so today I'm gonna need @ee to suck their mum

Omg... Kelly Rowland comments on her hair. "That hairline needs some motivation" "old school Trey Songz" pic.twitter.com/rQbSIO0O

👋, 👀 just met 👉, & this is 😜, but here's my #⃣, so ☎ me maybe, it's hard to 👀 ➡ at 👉 👶, so here's my #⃣ so ☎ me maybe

Omg my gum just fell out my mouth in lecture and I tried to catch it but I hit it and now it may be in this girls weave

Who knew there was a elegant term for giving head!?! "Give me some Fellatio babez"

I want bad weave just so I can just have something in common with the amazing Azealia Banks

I JUST WANNA LIGHT UP THE WORRRRRRLD.

Bieber brings all the girls to the yard and they’re like can you even get hard?

Out to the human who threw their passport on stage at the Beyonce show. I understand why you thought that was a good idea.

Do prison uniforms count as "loving a man in a uniform"

I ain't even gonna act holier than thou. I'm a paradox. "Never serious, too serious, too deep, too shallow, too sensitive, too cold-hearted"

Jay Z slapping Bey's batty http://t.co/0NGb90b3

A man had a house party in Ikea. Amazing. What a champ. http://t.co/8rUuIifB

I think Jessie should win lol