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"Only a Sith deals in absolutes", said Obi-Wan Kenobi the Jedi, with absolutely no sense of paradox or irony.
Filing my taxes tomorrow. Under dependents, I'm listing "535 members of Congress".
Solid parenting advice: "Next time a bully asks you for your lunch money, tell him you left it on his mom's dresser."
Commit messages sound much cooler if you add "... in accordance with the Prophecy" at the end of each one.
They took our Jobs. #fuckcancer
This is an absolutely wonderful initiative from the Python community: http://pycon.blogspot.com/2013/03/bringing-first-timers-to-pycon-through.html …
The best part about UDP jokes is that no one cares if you get them.
Think of all the free advertising you'd get if you created a beer named "Responsibly".
Initiator of shenanigans, occasional public speaker, and frequent partaker of geekery. Cofounder of @uphexco.