}else{, I love }else{. It's the little butterfly that takes you away when the conditions just don't ring true.

What's that thing that's like a weekend but longer, and you go to a place that's far from where you live? Yes, I need another one of those.

Sir. SIR. Step away from the shell. You are in no condition to sysadmin.

 http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Butt&diff=prev&oldid=552632127 … Brilliant.

Apparently this has been a problem. http://t.co/y8Jgr8AZ

@jackie_singh well, I guess this puts that remark in context. https://t.co/UutxpJhD

@drewlesueur and I still remember the collective wtflolfacepalm that I caused in the audience. fun times!

So people are *just now* finding out about ACTA? A bit late to the piss party, aren't we? #fb

@willbradley quit retweeting every reason why Twitter isn't cool anymore! You're making me sad. :'(

"Erlang, much like Java and kids with ADD, can run anywhere." http://t.co/aactRzx6

Fix shit.

@freezombie ah, sorry, this can't be a freezombie & tuna adventure. you'll have to find a straight guy.

Up way past my bedtime and can't sleep. Guess I'll just pour myself a scotch and boot my OpenBSD box into single user mode. #classymofo

Ah, finally. Google Translate source code leaked. http://t.co/VAt8nBF

@willbradley local penises are the best penises. Especially mom-and-pop penises.

http://taskcoach.org Looks nice. I could use something like that to get my shit together, but I can't find time to get my shit together. :/

WSJ Safehouse are actually listening to the likes of @ioerror and @mrkoot it seems. They're nixing flash, let's see if they change their ToS

My easter basket was full of locks and Portal 2.

Getting my HTML5 on. Opine, please. http://supertunaman.com/test/ #fb

Hahaha, 'RIP Jackie Chan' is trending. Good one, whichever chan is responsible for that. #fb