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Does anyone know what rhymes with "feet behind your head" and "those rugburns will heal"?
I'm making a thank you / get well soon card.
I'm making a thank you / get well soon card.
I'm in my room while my roommate has friends over. She knocks, "could you be anymore antisocial?!"
I yell "Fuck you!"
In a text.
I yell "Fuck you!"
In a text.
Hmm, where the fuck am I supposed to put my dick in these skinny jeans?
Oh, another man's ass? No thanks.
Oh, another man's ass? No thanks.
Tried to explain Twitter to Pops. Told him a lot of people have it, it's easy to get.
Pros: He doesn't care.
Cons: He thinks I have an STD.
Pros: He doesn't care.
Cons: He thinks I have an STD.
Is it possible to have 298 middle-names?
I'm asking for this 2500 word paper that won't write itself.
I'm asking for this 2500 word paper that won't write itself.
"Waking up to you vomitting Denny's Grand Slam all over me at 4am doesn't count as breakfast in bed!!!"
#Imakegirlscry
#Imakegirlscry
Shooting a midget out of a canon into a crowd could be the only thing that'll convince me that "guns don't kill people, people kill people."
Oh man! Is it normal to feel like this in front of so many strange oglers?
Pros: this isn't a stripclub.
Cons: this isn't a stripclub.
Pros: this isn't a stripclub.
Cons: this isn't a stripclub.
Pretty sure that if: "oh, fuck!" "damn it!" "fucking damn it!" describes walking(tripping) around your house, you have too much shit.
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"I'm not trying to look like a slut, this was the only size left!"
Yeah, and I'm not doing drugs, I just like the smell of coke.
Yeah, and I'm not doing drugs, I just like the smell of coke.
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I don't care what you say, "fucking creep" won't change the fact that I just won that staring contest.
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I always end arguments by punching the person in the face because I believe that violence should always be the last retort.
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