remember,darude is just like any other person, he puts his pants on one leg at a time whilst listening to sandstorm too

i wish i was bread

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if you're not a shut-in or a troll why are you even on twitter

proclaimed my bed a sovereign nation. Sup ladies, ever wanted to fuck on an ENTIRE COUNTRY?? well too bad this country is for my anime club

This is the remix to ignition / Hot and fresh out the endless gaping void of a universe that will consume each and every one of us

brb gotta make the best dj set the world has ever heard pic.twitter.com/57hrg7Xdui

so this van is parked outside my house and um pic.twitter.com/jSXZvcVP

I spent all my money on piss

hey baby lets m̶a̶k̶e̶ ̶o̶u̶t̶ e̶x̶p̶l̶o̶r̶e̶ ̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶c̶o̶n̶s̶c̶i̶o̶u̶s̶n̶e̶s̶s̶ r̶i̶d̶e̶ ̶a̶ ̶h̶o̶r̶s̶e̶ SMOKE BLUNTS

stay on drugs and don't do school, kids

cool tip: if im tweeting anything at all it means i want to die. anyway get out of my office i have a meeting *closes door, cries for 30min*

Hitler had more followers than any twitter user in history [citation needed]

Listen here I'm basically the fucking Terminator when it comes to crying

lol why would anyone ever get out of bed, literally what is even the motivation behind that. fuckin nerds

Veganism is the Linux of diets

#BestMovieQuotes doc u gotta get this delorean up to 88mph. the cops are on us and this cars full of weed, dont make me hurt u old man

im going to fuck the moon

whenever u feel bad just remember that everything is the way that it is then you'll feel exactly the same/maybe worse I hope this helps u

"i care about u a lot but i just dont think adjoining graves are a good idea because as you know We All Truly Die Alone" - Waluigi, to luigi