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I used to be a people person but people ruined that
Why does my phone keep telling me to flirt with hot girls..?
For the love of baby Jesus!....it's 'you're'!!!!!!
Isn't the point of UFO that it's un-fucking-identified??
I bought a lovely new bag today, it's 100% cameltoe
Does anyone actually have a job?
Why can't we RT bio's?
Fluidity. That's a good word. Say it. No, not in your head, out loud stupid.
I'm reading tweets backwards, they still don't make sense
I only tweet 3 times a year. Thanks for following.
Menstrual Asylum #bored
Just so you know, I don't want kids and I'm never getting married. Unless you ask me to marry you, then I'm having the biggest wedding ever!
Whenever I get on twitter I feel hungry. There's a lot of 'bacon talk' on here
I just realised that you can direct message on this thing! Like that's not the last 2 years completed wasted
Grrrrr, I keep finding vegetables in my beer crisper
Slip sliding away. Slip sliding a-way-a-a-ay. The something the destination, the something hestination a-way-ay.
Just a redhead enjoying life as much as I can....