Reluctantly streaming both #oakmtg and #BARTmtg. I definitely do not have enough beer for this.

Women's sexual smashy-smashy. RT @hannarosin: What does a woman's Viagra bring on: "dread of women’s sexual anarchy"  http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/26/magazine/unexcited-there-may-be-a-pill-for-that.html?pagewanted=8 …

What sort of present does one bring to a fake wedding? Fake crystal candy dish? Fake large congratulatory check?

Spring has sprung some weird fucking bugs in my apartment.

For the first time in years I have no plans to attend any upcoming conferences of any kind. I feel so free.

@mattbors #hashtagawesome

Gawker writes shitty story about Oakland crime, uses photo of San Francisco.  http://gawker.com/oakland-thieves-hit-another-tv-news-crew-and-their-sec-509319115 …

@ohheygreat It bothers me a lot more just because Gannett is pumping so much stupid money into it.

@ohheygreat I don't think the Bold Italic's shit stories are a bad thing. People who want to read a good article should just go elsewhere.

@sorensenjen I expect to see "'Sad funny.' - Mark Ruffalo" on the back of your next book.

Re: every Bold Italic thing ever. RT @sgillane: Oh wow that Bold Italic thing. Yikes. We are sure it's not just satire?

Tornado? Climate change. Sunny outside? Climate change. Weird hair day? Climate change. No parking at grocery store? Def climate change.

I want to read Julia Kristeva's review of Sunday's Mad Men.

I need a matchmaking website for bikes. Looking for someone cheap and lightweight.

I've lived through earthquakes, wildfires, and floods. Sometimes that shit is just natural ecological chaos.

Responding to bunch of ambiguous science, readers still convinced tornadoes are product of climate change. You guys are making us look bad.

Can we blame climate change for the tornado that took out #Moore, Oklahoma? In a word: Ehh. Me for @grist.  http://grist.org/news/can-we-blame-climate-change-for-the-tornado-that-took-out-moore-oklahoma/ …

@dto510 FOR REALS. Anyone who has first-hand experience with California wildfire agrees: Cut that shit down. (I took a poll.)

@raniakhalek More importantly stay safe!

@raniakhalek FWIW pepperball guns usually have a large container on top of the gun to hold the balls.