Jen: Simon? Set a timer for me? @simontarr : Do I look like Siri? Jen: Yes.

@snipeyhead Can't believe there isn't a "randomize utm tags" plugin for the major browsers.

.@bozoskeleton is listening to @ryegrassmusic 's latest video with a huge smile on his face.

@shitgermanssay I explain Bavaria as the Texas of Germany. Big. Rural. Stereotype of the country. Thinks it could be independent again.

Jorj to Jake: Dude. You can't diss Wolverine.

Aw yes, Philly originated the term "Black Friday," and it has nothing to do with retail profits: http://t.co/XxqurzIs

If you use Kerberos, don't switch to #MacOSXLion Unless you don't want to use Kerberos anymore.

What's the @fatcyclist doing in a Philly drug store? http://twitpic.com/464tv4

TGIF (aka, "the boys") -  http://moby.to/g808dt 

@lemay Better than talking about your stroganoff recipe.

@snipeyhead The blood that shoots from your eyes IS disconcerting.

@vismajor About time you came with a warning label: "This woman can kick your ass and knit you a shroud, simultaneously."

Just offered to troubleshoot the butter on the boy's toast.

Fun start to a Philly morning: sitting next to a Betsy Ross re-enactor on the train.

I need 11 more of #DrWho geeks to get the group deal for #LIWho this November. Who's with me?! @cecilyk @marissa_rae @phillylauren

Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, "I'll tell a joke!" Now they have a domain name:  http://twoproblems.com/ 

@phillylauren @marissa_rae Squashed baby is DELISH!

With my new lipstick, I'm going to be so sexy at #Gally1! (Another @bozoskeleton project) -  http://moby.to/zmxwdv 

Jorj whipped up the faux flash stand for a Roaring 20s themed party. The camera is real. -  http://moby.to/gn189y 

Oh, thank you autocorrect, you make me look sober.