Dude wears my bra!
#clothingfilms

That tale of Sisyphus is just boulder dash.
#Sisyphean

#artwiculate I believe Credulous is next to Godliness.

#artwiculate
Prune juice,
The puce
That keeps
You loose.

#Spanghew : A frog in the throat's worth a spew in a bush .

#artwiculate

#artwiculate Credulous: I believed it wasn't butter!

Eleemosynary , where's the alm in that?
#artwiculate

What do pigs eat for dessert?


Sticky,troughy pudding.

My Doraphobia gets in the way of my #prestidigitation .

I just can't pull a rabbit out of a hat.

#Vamoose is a magical dessert, just seconds before it's scone.
#artwiculate

#artwiculate I don't see the funny side anymore.
I have age related jocular degeneration.

When it comes to #Epistemology , just follow your knows.

6 friends adimpleated my car.
My coupe runneth over.
#artwiculate

@leathersocks @martysm @colinlusk
I need a bio to write.

#Firstdrafttwitterbios
#lostconsonants

#bathproductfilms Bleaches

This isn't lifting my mood .
I'm going to throw stuff away instead.

Twitter: Relative strangers

Facebook: Stranger relatives

Ding-Dong the witch is dead ......
#margaretthatcher

@artwiculate Yeah, yeah, I heard you.
Gambrinous. Stop wining on about it!

Twitter made me #corpulent. FAT.

#lostconsonants