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Dude wears my bra!
That tale of Sisyphus is just boulder dash.
#artwiculate I believe Credulous is next to Godliness.
#Spanghew : A frog in the throat's worth a spew in a bush .
#artwiculate Credulous: I believed it wasn't butter!
What do pigs eat for dessert?
My Doraphobia gets in the way of my #prestidigitation .
I just can't pull a rabbit out of a hat.
#Vamoose is a magical dessert, just seconds before it's scone.
#artwiculate I don't see the funny side anymore.
I have age related jocular degeneration.
When it comes to #Epistemology , just follow your knows.
6 friends adimpleated my car.
My coupe runneth over.
This isn't lifting my mood .
I'm going to throw stuff away instead.
Twitter: Relative strangers
Facebook: Stranger relatives
Twitter made me #corpulent. FAT.