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If I bring sexy back with no receipt, can I get a store credit?
You know how I am a rich and famous supermodel? I am beginning to think it's all in my head.
Open your mouth only if what you are going to say is more beautiful than silence.
Ménage à uno. That is all.
I have a bad case of static cling tonight. Almost feels like a ghost is raping me.
I think my truck just tripled in value because I filled it up with ga$.
My spirit animal is Grey Goose.
One thing I like most about my ass is that you can kiss it.
Tact is the ability to not say what you really think.
Sometimes I call people from my pants pocket when I don't even mean to.
I already have one asshole. I won't have anymore in my life.
Every time you watch an episode of Jersey Shore a book dies.
I think that guys strongest talent is staring at boobs.
Woke up next to a clown mask, empty whiskey bottle, and video camera. WTF happened last night? Where is my #rapture?
I don't understand people who tweet jokes about children getting raped, 9/11, or murder. Shut the fuck up & see a therapist.
Why do they call it the 'restroom?' I am going to take a piss not a nap.
Some things are better left untweeted.
It's not funny to say 'winning' anymore. Duh!
I think I am having an allergic reaction to my bad decision making.
Do Goths ever get horny?
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