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I'm still waiting for sound effects & movie theme music to follow me around in RL just to enhance & properly punctuate my conversations.
I think hubs just said something important but I was busy tweeting...hope I can catch on later...
Thankful for so many things....
like twitter not having an app to show how many times I visit someone's TL or blow up their avi.
Dear God,
Please make my coworker turn off her Best of Barry Freaking Manilow bc my ears r starting to bleed now & my brain is melting.
Sure hoping I can get just 1 more follower so I can break my 666 #!!! (Throwing Holy Water on phone*)
Y is it that Adele can set fire to the rain but I can't get a flame on charcoal brisquets w/a gal of lighterfluid?
Dear Tramp GF of My Precious Son:
Do not sit on the arm of my brand new leather couch! In my house, we respect others' belongings.
I really wish I was 17 again...I mean to know ALL there is about EVERYTHING like my son does...WoW! The possibilities r endless..
SUBTWEET:
4 the guy that keeps talking smack about women. U've got the Dickdo disease. Ur belly hangs over more than ur dick do.
Uggghhh!!! My pups want out of the kennel but they can't be released, have company coming over!
(Trans: I really want to take off bra)
I'll say this again, Hollywood, we've got this. We don't need over-paid, over-induldged & undereducated actors telling us 4 whom to vote.
HEY, JUST SO HAPPENS I CAN WORK AND TWEET AT THE SAME TIME....DIDN'T SAY THEY WOULD ALL BE GOLD....
Almost lost it yesterday when a coworker told me she has a twitter acct. Relief came when she said she doesn't understand how it works.
@dianesawyer Let's hear more about the 4 slaughtered men & the Benghazi cover up. K?
Love kids, animals, family, friends, ghost stories & TX.
