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The past, the present & the future walk into a bar.
It was tense.
I'm not slurring my words,
I'm speaking in cursive.
I'm still waiting for sound effects & movie theme music to follow me around in RL just to enhance & properly punctuate my conversations.
Tuned out coworker today after she went past 140 characters...
I think hubs just said something important but I was busy tweeting...hope I can catch on later...
Coworker: Suzi, do u have a twitter acct?
Me: What is this thing u call twitter?
I love how quickly I can accomplish nothing.
500 channels & nothing is on...*sigh*
Thankful for so many things....
like twitter not having an app to show how many times I visit someone's TL or blow up their avi.
Almost lost it yesterday when a coworker told me she has a twitter acct. Relief came when she said she doesn't understand how it works.
I normally don't drink beer, but when I do, I drink Jim Beam w/Coke.
Please make my coworker turn off her Best of Barry Freaking Manilow bc my ears r starting to bleed now & my brain is melting.
Sure hoping I can get just 1 more follower so I can break my 666 #!!! (Throwing Holy Water on phone*)
Y is it that Adele can set fire to the rain but I can't get a flame on charcoal brisquets w/a gal of lighterfluid?
Same trailer, different park.
Dear Tramp GF of My Precious Son:
Do not sit on the arm of my brand new leather couch! In my house, we respect others' belongings.
4 the guy that keeps talking smack about women. U've got the Dickdo disease. Ur belly hangs over more than ur dick do.
I really wish I was 17 again...I mean to know ALL there is about EVERYTHING like my son does...WoW! The possibilities r endless..
Uggghhh!!! My pups want out of the kennel but they can't be released, have company coming over!
(Trans: I really want to take off bra)
Love kids, animals, family, friends, ghost stories & TX.