Did I ever tell you about my traumatizing mushroom experience where this guy played nebraska for me like 15 times in a row?

@rowj @meearf I thought this was a forum for lost fans such as ourselves to show what exciting lives we live by debating the ending?!

@meearf @rowj @damonlindelof I'm not disagreeing it was unsatisfying but do you have an alternate ending idea that would have been better?

@meearf do tell

@languagestrange @frawg_dawg @meearf  http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/4939104/kesha-drinks-her-own-urine-in-reality-show.html …

@languagestrange @frawg_dawg @meearf ohhhhhhhh myyyyyyyy godddddddd

@danmar85 sorry, wrong one  https://twitter.com/suzydrano/status/337318659116658688 …

@todd_j oh god. It's true.

@languagestrange that's impossible because that's why it says right there in big red letters: "minimal interaction with annoying people"

I'm looking for a job. My requirements are these: big salary, limited interaction with annoying people, lots of vacation time. Who's hiring?

@glamourmag what is this, the 50's?

Pastrami it was. So good.

You know what's good? Pork sticky buns are good.

@meearf you were correct and now I feel like an idiot for spending ten minutes this morning shaking my phone trying to make it landscape.

@meearf I don't know what that means but it's scaring me

Dear god in heaven, can we please show some fucking live golf at some point today?!,!?!,,!?!,!?!?!?

Poor Tiger, he was probably having an awesome threesome with Lindsay Voss and a hooker when he got summoned to the course for this BS

Awesome Baba Booey call after Tiger's last drive #masters #howardstern

@featherinastorm @phish_forum lets just say I really really pissed some people off last week but for shit's sake, it's Clapton!!!

@reverendjustito +1,000,000,000