"My tweets bad
My tweets hood
My tweets get Retweets that your tweets wish they could"- ME

On a serious note, huyu Deejay Presley hu-mix tweets? O.o never heard of him outside twitter

XD RT @minion_tj: Hehe @brianmbunde  http://yfrog.com/ocn90iqrj 

Nimeget job kampuni ya Candles. Sema wax

If I'm a man I wouldn't move out until I am able to support myself. Not just to impress a lady. Na yeye bado ako kwao SMH women.

--→ “@granvillesoy: If maintaining peace isn't muting Questionnier fans on your TL then I don't know what it is”

Jordin goes to the shop

Jordin buys kibrit

Jordin buys fatacra

Jordin lights fatacra

Jordin Sparks

OMERA!

Clark tries

Clark tries harder

Clark fails

Clark Kent

You want a guy whose 25 with a crib and a ride. You are the same age. Point me to your crib and ride

Lol RT @the_sculptress: I love you guys with all my ass. I would say heart, but my ass is bigger.

Lol “@mqhlay: Hey Kenyans, Ex POTUS George W Bush and wife to visit TZ, not Kenya, in July - can you start your legendary whining already?”

XD RT @joe_krak: LOL "@ngwata_francis: Sawa Papa Fololo RT @daddyowenmusic Pple hav weird names:-)"

Stay calm. Make tiny fists with your toes

And answering Ask F.M “@pkarnet: 19yr old winning seats and here you're tweefing.”

LMAO RT @e_russels: Pwahahahahahahahahahahahaha RT @arelysays: Ha RT @thattwizzy Somewhere in a black household.... pic.twitter.com/VaX4RuKf"

Someone direct me to a carpenter. Massive toothache #HuddahTweet

iDie 50 times RT @masilajnr: RT @njiiru: #KeMiddleClassProblems ati a Jaguar wants to vuka border,mine already did while being imported

The death of me RT @jayfreakay: #KeMiddleClassProblems ati you beg to differ? Me I can't beg heri I just differ.

RT @e_russels: #Chelsea #Chelsea #Chelsea #Chelsea #Chelsea #Chelsea #Chelsea #Chelsea #Chelsea #Chelsea #Chelsea #Chelsea @chelseafc

---> RT @deebirundu: When kissing real dudes grab the ass not the back of her head or anywhere else, its what the ancestors expect you