What Uni is that? RT @freddie_rich: NAIROBI UNIVERSITY students decry over increased BEDBUGS in the hostels:  http://www.kenyan-post.com/2013/05/nairobi-university-students-decry-over.html …

Looool

RT @joe_krak: "@njiiru: Some girls were born and instead of crying, they shouted, "nibuyie..""

#Slavezone RT @austine_e: What zone is "please take off my heels?"

Loool RT @_kayq_: Dem ya Kaparo anamuitanga Ole wangu.

Round of applause RT @joewmuchiri: Today stats: 234 new followers and 0 new unfollowers via  http://po.st/zxnKCz 

Noooo :/ RT @ramzzy_: Apple has developed an app for Luos with low IQ, it's called iFuo.

XD RT @joe_krak: LOL "@ngwata_francis: Sawa Papa Fololo RT @daddyowenmusic Pple hav weird names:-)"

Lakini hata kama wale wako 25 with their own places don't look in your direction. Kuna shida mami

You want a guy whose 25 with a crib and a ride. You are the same age. Point me to your crib and ride

If I'm a man I wouldn't move out until I am able to support myself. Not just to impress a lady. Na yeye bado ako kwao SMH women.

We toing it yoh! RT @h_abuya: Thursday the 16th . Lets to this #MayHem party at @skylux_lounge later today......

LMAO RT @tonism_: ungejikamua jana na uongeze flavour "@lencer_b: I waaaaannttttt cold yoghurt!!!noooooowwww!! *waaaaaaaaiiiiilllls*"

And paragraphs to all grandparents RT @joewmuchiri: Sentences to all the daddies too...RT @reneeskyla: Word to all the mommies tho...

Straight up RT @joewmuchiri: Futures noise > T-Pains noise.

They are always on the move. Working out and shit RT @kebubu: Mosquitoes hazinonangi btw. Smh. What's up with them? (<_<)

*facepalm* RT @joewmuchiri: #ThatAwkwardMoment when RiRi replies to my tweet and marries Joe W :)

My motto RT @thatupsdude: Let their doubts be your motivation.

@tj_themenace life gave you melons? :D you are from Mercury

Driving school RT @zed_shantall: Rocky"@kebubu: Asap RT @dopestchiqa: Follow him “@tj_themenace: To do list
• start a band
• call it rubber"

Stay calm. Make tiny fists with your toes