@sveiki's (Jeremy Cutler) most faved Tweets...
Got stared at a lot in China. Since we're multicultural, is there anything you could be to get stared at in Toronto? "Albino," she replies.
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High schooler beside me on bus is at crucial time in boy's development after discovering cologne, but before discovering regular showering.
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Had a dream I was dating a robot. Also in my dream I tweeted. So I just logged in to make sure I didn't sleep-tweet anything strange.
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On bus, between high school girl making eyes at me & greasy lives-in-mom's-bsmt serial-killer type. Want to move, but feel sense of duty.
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I have way-above-average peripheral vision. Its positive uses are often overshadowed by the negative. Especially at urinals.
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Reading Economist, eh? Pretentious bastard. Two can play at that game. Or they could if I had something better than Harry Potter in my bag.
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Whenever I try to count sheep, they always end up varying speed and then travelling in packs of non-consistent numbers.
Sleep is hard.
Sleep is hard.
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Do car enthusiasts feel more macho calling them "decals," as opposed to "stickers?" Because that 8-year-old totally emasculated her father.
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I don't like this Secret Santa guy. Thanks to him I have a big, fake, plastic guitar full of popcorn with a picture of Elvis on it.
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A baby just started crying in a cubicle not far from here. I believe my company may need to rethink its overtime policies.
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"No times infinity," the fight started. It ended when my fiancee cried foul when I started using calculus.
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Optometrist's 20-20-20 rule to protect vision at my computer: every 20min stare at point 20ft away for 20sec. In a cubicle... So, how's 5ft?
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Fiancee: "Why are baby animals so cute? And babies?"
Me: "Maybe because they are so small?"
Fiancee: "So would giants find us cute?"
Me: "Maybe because they are so small?"
Fiancee: "So would giants find us cute?"
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