lmao wdf RT @drakes_queenx3: 😱😱 RT“@w4nkh0r: My child hood was just ruined. http://t.co/9MRYAXS4”

😂😂 RT @msxxplicit_: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO RT @nishtaughtyou: Yes he had a salad. RT @myrediculouslif: Damn lil Wayne really had a Caesar?

🙌 RT @bd4v1s: NOBODY gives a fuck if your phone "gets no love" .. Go fucking txt somebody & stop tweeting about it. The fuck?

😂😂😂😂R T @misaeldtfu: Ooh shit hoes now gonna start sucking dick indoors since this curfew shit cock blocking they public spots

😂😂😂 RT @rileyfreemann: Bitch, please. You're as useless as the "ay" in "okay".

😂😭😂 @misaelx_ jokes >> corny but funny AF lmao !

smh this shit has to stop 😠 RT @hughxhefner: Who made this pic.twitter.com/6nVLm5e7

lmfaoooo ! RT @misaelx_: LOOK WHAT I STILL GOT ROMNEY 😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/Ozj1phAl

bouta get rid of my tv 😂😏 RT @hornyfacts: Couples who do not have a TV in their bedroom have 50 percent more sex than those that do.

😂😭😂 yoooo RT @youneedjesus_: LMAOOO I CANT BREATHE! “@invx_: 😭😂😂😂😭 pic.twitter.com/jtS6oMot”

😂😭😂😭😂 RT @203stank_: #Oomf pussy stank so I didn't eat it LMFAO I just played it off and kissed her lmfao

😂 RT @j2thevon: AND DEEZ DOCTORS BE LETTIN THEM RT @waynel_jr: DEM TOES BE ACTIN UP. RT @_ishootblankss: http://t.co/YDD13Kxg ion give af.

😂😂 RT @203stank_: Let me guess they said hi ?? RT @anabaybie10: The texts i just got >>>>

😂😂 RT @bptfaiz: Shit still funny !! RT @fuckingmilo: This nigga tried to add me on facebook, wildin'. http://t.co/3tIrPoYs

LMAO !! RT @misaeldtfu: Feel bad for all the 14 year old hoes they can only trap until 10:59pm 😭😂😂

df 😳 RT @_tiffanyalexiss: Nah tho forreal 😵🔫 RT @iamfrank_lotion: eww is she melting? RT @o_odaniela Lmaoooo 😂 http://t.co/cHSFRkOe

had a good day w/ @yor_munchkin @jacmac18 @specialxo_ @amorcita_25 @white_kid23 @misaeldtfu @itz_chewy & @suave__ rt

*crickets* RT @funnysolo: Kayne West should open a Breakfast cafe and call it "Omlette you finish"

#FF @_suckerpunched @misaeldtfu @white_kid23 @coolyourbuns

Halloween = candy ;
Thanksgiving = food ;
Christmas = gifts ;
New years = drinks ;
Valentines = sex ;
Birthday = all of the above