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"Did you take a shit in my bathroom yet? That toilet paper is HEAVEN"
It's my loko and I need it NOW
What is wrong with my twitter
Yay on a steroid because I'm so fuckin sick
Old people always flock to me
I don't understand why when someone's happy they say they're like a pig rolling in shit. Must suck to feel that way
From the beat of the drum she sprung
Grumpy people make me grumpy
Should have gotten a mandatory head examination before I went through with Bill Cosby
Fuck it, I popped one 😏
Happy woman because I got my venti light iced chai
Thank you baby Jesus for hash 🙏
I'll believe it when I see it
I want my shirt off and my mink on
I have a cute white girl butt
I feel like a fat boy
I had to stare at a McDonald's breakfast sign for McGriddles and not only did I drool all over myself but I can't stop thinking about them
"I can ride forever as long as the roads are wet"...what are you saying Mom??
Sweeter than a Splenda because nobody slows my agenda ✨