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Hitting your funny bone is NOT funny!!!
I want to try lucid dreaming soooo bad but I'm too scared!
Why do boys wax their legs for charity? I have to pay £18 to have mine done and nobody sponsors me.
WHY DOES NOBODY LIKE MUSE?????? I do not understand.
Just flashed my bum to my mam and she sucked my cheek up the vacuum cleaner and that was when I realised how strange we are in my house.
Sean Lock is genius. Words cannot describe...
now the doctor has to poke around my throat and my horrid hangover mouth. lucky I have no gag reflex or I'd probably puke all over him.
ONLY ANOTHER 14 MONDAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!! (15 if you include Christmas eve but that's basically Christmas too, really, isn't it?)
imagine how good it would be to be able to wear pyjamas to work.......
Where's Finnick? Odair he is!
shut up Katherine Heigl, you stupid little liar!
write a bio? not with 160 characters could you do this. it is folly.