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I just read an article that said 90% of sweat is fecal matter. HOW IS 90% OF SWEAT FECAL MATTER? THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE.
Don't ruin it for me.
Poor Bing. Even trying to sneak in as our default search engine when we update Skype, but we're not falling for it.
You shouldn't be leading our hike. If you're menstruating, you're going to attract bears.
--Parks & Recreation genius
I still hate Windows 8. No, it's not going to grow on me.
Having a piece of kale stuck between my front teeth is sexy because it means I eat healthy, right guys? Guys?
Just saw this in a health journal:
"The Standard American Diet (SAD) is..."
Mother-in-law commenting on my business-related posts on Facebook: Not helping.
Pretty sure The Expendables used up all the fight choreography and pyrotechnics.
I'm that grown up who'll still go into a petting zoo even though I don't have any kids.