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I dig being on the fundraising mailing list for the company that took over my school but didn't continue funding my position.
Ready to move on to the /15 dates.
Productive day. Got a bunch of items crossed off my to-do list (by deciding that I'm just not ever going to do certain things).
Real song I just heard playing at a store:
It's the holidays/
Why can't I feel anything?
Keep driving straight until you start to recognize stuff or until stuff is so unfamiliar that you realize you need to turn around
-Me to me
Watches <Movie> with Husband
2 days later
Me: Remember that part in <Movie>...
H: Shhh! No spoiler alerts. I might watch it again.
Being very selective about which Batman stamp design I put on each person's Christmas card because I'm discriminating like that.
Pawnee, Factory Fire Capitol of the World.
Pawnee, It's Safe to be Here Now.
Amazon has got me pegged. They sent me three texts today reassuring me that my Guardians of the Galaxy Blu-ray would arrive on time.
If you've died from taking Xarelto, call this number to find out if you qualify for compensation...
Tons of people are going to be disappointed to find out that their dog doesn't actually want to stare at a picture of them all day.
I'm that grown up who'll still go into a petting zoo even though I don't have any kids.