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I'm all about stores that spell their own product or service wrong on their sign.
And for tonight's old guy drunken tirade we have "Fucking scientists, always trying to make people change."
Group job interview yesterday where at the end we had to fill out evaluations on the other candidates. Totally not normal, right?
LinkedIn is just Farmville for people who don't want to admit they still play video games.
I have whatever the sleep equivalent of a tapeworm is.
If you're feeling sorry for yourself about how hard your life is, take public transportation through an urban area for a reality check.
I like how our cable's classical music station sometimes just puts "N/A" for the composer.
Got an email from WebMD with the subject line "Why does your jaw hurt?" and I thought of you guys.
No wonder I use Twitter to stay awake. I just dreamt of a giant cloisonne fish with a human tongue flapping around in its mouth.
So it seems we've hit the point in our parent-child relationship where my elderly father tells me to call people and yell at them for him.
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Pretty sure I'm on a bunch of government watch lists just for having opinions on things.
Ok here's my new plan for how to deal with your screaming kids. Ready?
...and take them with you.
My 75gyear old neighbor who leaves in his car at 10:15 pm almost every night is going to buy weed, isn't he?
I'm that grown up who'll still go into a petting zoo even though I don't have any kids.