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Today my dad went on an Obama-is-as-bad-as-Hitler jag, then accused me of things he actually did himself.
Looking forward to the holidays.
Don't wear it if you can't get locked up in it.
More people need to pay me for my opinion on things.
Toe tapping cheerfully to Sandman by Metallica while I drive seems like a whole new level of lameness, even for me.
Me: She doesn't talk very much.
Friend: Seriously? She's like a black hole of not-talking-ness.
F: Well she is.
Trying to figure out a joke about most of the "breaking news" emails I receive being about pro sports, but that's already a joke, isn't it?
Guy was trying to chat me up by saying he likes my shorts, hasn't seen those since HS, didn't know they even made those anymore... <sigh>
I get why doctors and chefs wear white, but why house painters? Just another senseless mgmt decision that no one is willing to change.
I'm that grown up who'll still go into a petting zoo even though I don't have any kids.