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More people need to pay me for my opinion on things.
Toe tapping cheerfully to Sandman by Metallica while I drive seems like a whole new level of lameness, even for me.
Me: She doesn't talk very much.
Friend: Seriously? She's like a black hole of not-talking-ness.
F: Well she is.
Trying to figure out a joke about most of the "breaking news" emails I receive being about pro sports, but that's already a joke, isn't it?
Guy was trying to chat me up by saying he likes my shorts, hasn't seen those since HS, didn't know they even made those anymore... <sigh>
I get why doctors and chefs wear white, but why house painters? Just another senseless mgmt decision that no one is willing to change.
Bascially now if something isn't sold on Amazon I assume it's not a real thing.
Unintentional ice waster.
At least once a day the Twitter acct for my local FD posts an incident on a street I didn't know existed and I've lived here my whole life.
Spin: Telling people the truth how they want to hear it.
Wedding night murder-suicide in Terra Haute, Indiana.
I think they're doing it wrong.
I'm that grown up who'll still go into a petting zoo even though I don't have any kids.