Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Despite paying them many millions of dollars, it is somehow still too much to ask of pro athletes to not do stupid shit like driving drunk.
I can see the "I'm going to tell people this was a date" thought bubble hovering over this guy who's overly encouraged by a woman's courtesy
Yesterday: Afraid of getting pulled over for looking so faded.
Today: Looks like I got punched in one eye so that's better.
Passed up my house and circling several long blocks to avoid the chatty neighbor standing out front.
@tw1tter_k1tten Per your "pre-school club" tweets, seems like something you might enjoy: http://www.dose.com/lists/3604/34-Hilarious-Photos-Of-Kids-Losing-It-Over-NOTHING …
So that's a 2-pc meal, original...
No, 3 strips.
Oh sorry. Mashed potatoes...
No, I said cole slaw.
Oh sorry. Pepsi?
Company policy is everyone stays later on Mondays so they can get off earlier on Fridays but then they never let people go. Fuck this place.
Based on current observation, I'm pretty sure this car wash does the exact same thing to every car no matter which package you pay for.
I'm that grown up who'll still go into a petting zoo even though I don't have any kids.