My lovelife seems to be depend on internet persons that I don't even know. Is this sad or just as horny as real sex? I guess I can't tell...

Some tell me that one day alcohol will kill me. Fine with me, w/o it I wouldn't be alive anyway anymore.

I don't deny being myself anymore, I gave in. I surrendered to reality. I hate myself for this....

Why the heck am I always forced into taking decisions that I even didn't want to take in the first place?

@destinybhg you are such an amazing person! Our planet would be a better place with more people like you! Happy to know you're around!

Why can't I ask a woman whether she wants to have sex with me w/o destroying the evening or more? Why not just say no and go on...

Sometimes I would like to know the future, just to learn which one of my bad habits will finally kill me.

Sometimes I guess that life would great if I would allow myself to live it. But I would never do that...

So cool, I'm not the drunkenst person in this bar. Quite some fun to watch the really drunken people making a fool of themselves ...

My whole life I was lying to others to avoid hurting them. Why is it my truth that always would hurt others that I love making me lie?

I just want to live my life on my own without hurting anyone anymore. Is this too much to ask for???

Yesterday night I suddenly realized that I'm just an old fucking guy with nothing left in life but spending his money on bitches and booze

Couples that seem to be always happy and in understanding of each other make me suspicious. That just can't be right!

Being followed really puts me under pressure! Can I live up to the expectations or will I be another failure in this virtual universe???

Just love to drunk tweet... fortunately I don't have to read my own tweets

I'm so totally oversexed and underfucked, guess I need to create a new expression... Underfucktualism...

Would love to learn the secret of those relationships that seem to work a whole life long... I can't even imagine how this works...

Stupid me, waiting for something to happen in my life, without even knowing what to wait for and probably not recognize it once it happens..

@stuffshethinks hangovers are a useless invention, they make you regret but have absolutely no impact on your future drinking....

"@kimwilliamz: Never try to make friends with a man..they're too dumb." So true, unfortunately...