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  • swum101
      swum101 @swum101

    Gonna kick it old school today with some 80s porn and some grill cheese cut up like dinosaurs

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    pukingvaginarubyameowgarth0ff__________JeremyInKCJaxStarNYCGrizzGriffithssticky_pawzBSeanRoss
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    PedagoranigGOD_karencreets______jezebelsbody______LeviathanPrideBeauBanter
  • swum101
      swum101 @swum101

    I dont think calling a womens cunt a "camel toe" is very nice

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    TheRandySutraDonSchankexHobosexualx______semperabsurdaweinerdog4life1knotwholebaconclit________stankloaf
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    SH1V3Rweinerdog4lifeShyGuyFoxmeat_tornado_UglyPrick________samthecunt____BafflerMealzombie_xxx
  • swum101
      swum101 @swum101

    Its pretty sad that 90% of my sex life is jerking off to other peoples sex life

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    weinerdog4life1knotwholestankloafrobertb285FingDuckritechus_kevinllvvzzzClare_innit
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    chriscroctearsrmurphyimagingtomokkerproLeviathanPride
  • swum101
      swum101 @swum101

    Thank god for porno. Without it my only sexual education would be from the naked african women in the national geographic

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    weinerdog4lifellvvzzzElephartCocaine_Dealer_____tn56____________TivaJoy_Cody_Thomasfrostbyte987
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    kennacles_tn56____________jaswinnerabnerMajorDickDanger__GottaLoveCYDmattyfatsaxsreticent_knightiJuggleMidgets
  • swum101
      swum101 @swum101

    So a black guy and a jew walk into a bar. I never heard what the bartender said to the black guy or the jew because I instantly left.

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    weinerdog4liferobertb285A_Bit_Too_Rude____baconclit________Cocaine_Dealer____cupiddelaurenSuckerTithseigneurpiss______
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    RonaldReaganXcupiddelaurenfavstar_popkimmie_dodge15nigGOD_Mr_goose007LeviathanPride
  • swum101
      swum101 @swum101

    "BUNCH OF CUNTS" makes me think of a beautiful bouquet of vaginas

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    weinerdog4lifestankloafA_Bit_Too_Rude____Cocaine_Dealer____beaterbajasiamcland___tn56____________rubyameow
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    slutfuckcult_tn56____________JBizzle48IzzyCircoujaciIcPussy_WreckerLeviathanPride
  • swum101
      swum101 @swum101

    American women really need to start taking the Girth Control pill. This shit is getting outta hand.

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    weinerdog4lifebaconclit________TooFucked2DrinkLiquorface________Syncophantrobertb285TeriBussartPestoPendejo
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    nigGOD_favstar_popLeviathanPrideForTweet_Sake____Gumbus1975femin9
  • swum101
      swum101 @swum101

    I hate girls with pubic hair. Sorry let me rephrase that. I hate girls who can grow pubic hair.

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    weinerdog4liferobertb285NefariousOddity__ElephartkevnastoblowmanticExcapeplanquitecliche
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    kevnastofavstar_popLeviathanPrideC_J_Commode______seigneurpiss______
    LeviathanPride
  • swum101
      swum101 @swum101

    Pet pev... a good tweet wasted by spelling errors. Seriously sucks ass

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    weinerdog4lifebaconclit________ForTweet_Sake____me_sharing________LeviathanPrideNefariousOddity__ElephartCocaine_Dealer____
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    np_666DeiStiklakyteLeviathanPrideladyjazsjunkDivaBleuWTF_RTs
  • swum101
      swum101 @swum101

    Im going to fuck your mouth so hard im going to bruise your hangy ball thingy in the back of your throat.

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    weinerdog4lifeA_Bit_Too_Rude_____assholitorubyameowInconsteveableLiquorface________TooFucked2Drinkelhammer23
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    showedmytwits____LeviathanPrideshaylezHarbingerr
  • swum101
      swum101 @swum101

    For some reason my computer always needs updates when im jerking off. Then again the only time I use the computer is to jerk off.

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    lumiccuriaClare_innitFilthyMcMasters__l1zerdCharlesDansonTooFucked2DrinkBluntSharpnesssamsara668
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    justjon20________FollowAndLaughBluntSharpnessLeviathanPride
  • swum101
      swum101 @swum101

    That flat chested hooters waitress did not expect my beer to be thrown in her face, but that is what you get!!!

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    weinerdog4lifebaconclit________favstar_poplejessicaquikfingersForTweet_Sake____desi_princessExcuseMeMandi
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    favstar_popsparkybuttsniffForTweet_Sake____jaciIciCumBl00dmeat_tornado_
  • swum101
      swum101 @swum101

    Before getting a blowjob i dip my dick in mouthwash so I can kiss her after shes done

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    weinerdog4liferobertb285llvvzzzElephartCocaine_Dealer____Will8Koblivion_liteDirtyMelodies
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    Ndiscretion_______tn56____________caine_ericksonHarbingerrNaomiAccardi
  • swum101
      swum101 @swum101

    After I rape a woman I say "just another service provided by your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man". It seems to give girls a good laugh.

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    weinerdog4lifebaconclit________Kalarlisfavstar_popcunnox666________TooFucked2DrinkLiquorface________LeviathanPride
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    the_fish_fryar3_AY_EMLeviathanPride
  • swum101
      swum101 @swum101

    Your moms cunt is so hairy I nicknamed her pussy Sascrotch

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    weinerdog4lifebaconclit________Liquorface________SyncophantCocaine_Dealer____LeviathanPrideForTweet_Sake____TooFucked2Drink
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    gutterbaeShyGuyFoxLeviathanPridereeldrySUONOSIOd______showedmytwits____
  • swum101
      swum101 @swum101

    My first sexual experience was a threesome!!!! Myself and two couch cushions :-(

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    robertb285favstar_popWalmartin2012beaterbajaLiquorface________redherringbearQueenKillerBee____cunnox666________
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    bens_the_bestLeviathanPridehammyahol
  • swum101
      swum101 @swum101

    I got fired from sicks kids hospital for using my dick as a rectal thermometer. Anyways they are looking for a new janitor now.

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    LeviathanPrideCliffordMyerskevnastoJeffFuckinSayswimpygangsterLiquorface________Cocaine_Dealer____swollenvoice
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    kevnastoLeviathanPride
  • swum101
      swum101 @swum101

    I was banging this hot blonde chick last night and she said my dick looks like a "fwuit woll-wup" haha kids say the dardest things lol

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    kevnastoJeffFuckinSaysdannydogmouthCocaine_Dealer____untamedpubesSlatedForRepairTooFucked2Drinkkrisispissed______
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    kevnastountamedpubesLeviathanPride
  • swum101
      swum101 @swum101

    Fucking a white chick in her ass is cleaner then getting a hand job from a black chick.

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    NakedRNForTweet_Sake____CharlesDansonLeviathanPrideClownOrbxHobosexualx_______assholitowienerwatersoup
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    CharlesDansonBaseyAnthony_Dollydimp71
  • swum101
      swum101 @swum101

    Im convinced the starving Africa commercials are shot in hollywood. Im actually convinced theres no Africa.

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    NefariousOddity__ElephartkevnastoCocaine_Dealer____yoardumLiquorface________JeffFuckinSaysgoatboned
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    goatbonedaswright92LeviathanPride
@swum101

@swum101

Have any of you been caught jerking off by the neighbor hood kids while they where trick or treating. Why I have!!! This is the life and thoughts of swum101