@sxtxixtxcxh's (M. Dave Auayan) most faved Tweets...
yo dawg, i heard you like rounded corners, so i installed CS4 in your car so you can round some corners when you round the corners
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i almost stepped on a banana peel this morning on my way to work. YOU'LL HAVE TO TRY HARDER THAN THAT, GHOST OF CHARLIE CHAPLIN
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I hope that was someone's secret cocaine stash in this rest stop's soap dispensor; otherwise, I just snorted a line of powdered soap #tcot
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Sexual Harassment Training yesterday went well... they just covered the basics but I picked up a couple new harassment techniques. Ladies...
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so heartwarming... who doesn't love the joyous cries of many happy children resounding from the other side of a locked door?
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gonna start telling people every other push of the crosswalk button cancels the request. Fear, uncertainty, and doubt... that's how I roll.
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yo, bayonetta, i'm really happy for you, but sarah palin is the best gun loving witch in an updo and librarian glasses OF ALL TIME
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nobody tell @mamastony but I saw a cop earlier that looked like @zacharyquinto - THE HALF SLEEVE TATTOOS WON'T FOOL ME, SYLAR
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christmas is a *terrible* time to be a guy with a thing for pointy ears.
i'm just saying for a friend.
i'm just saying for a friend.
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step 1) release helium airship
step 2) find a box
step 3) put your kid in that box
#BALLOONBOY IN A BOX
step 2) find a box
step 3) put your kid in that box
#BALLOONBOY IN A BOX
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safari on iphone 3.0 hits 97/100 in the acid 3 test... my phone has a better web rendering engine than firefox.
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@davidhoang only if it had a face. and was a cute baby animal in its early life. and tasted like bacon.
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