No, Republicans - You extreme BULLSHIT views on women, rape, homosexuals - THAT is what cost you the fucking election.

i effing loathe taylor swift

So is Mitt gonna be compared to Biden for the interruptions, etc, or is he going to be glorified for it?

@fenerman is a trendy little bitch

I wrote a song. it's called, "rick perry you stupid fucking blowhole shut the fuck up already and go away". very melodic.

#welcometocincinnati Where apparently, no one can speak even remote proper English...

michelle bachmann is a fucking idiot

@kapgar i thought the same 70's thing when i heard the new daft punk. totally.

I know this dude - he's been missing since 4/2 - please retweet!  https://www.facebook.com/HelpFindSeanUrk 

boehner looks like ass. so, nothing new, really.

hahaa! who the FUCK are you?

also, i am going to start my own get glue stuff. each time you watch anything, i send you a cat turd in the mail.

i think i'm the only one not depressed right now. although, my boobs are sore.

@fenerman you LUH DAT SHIT

Romney is an idiot.

@chrissy_hut @therealbradfinn tain't no surprise to me!

@chrissy_hut cumgobbler says what?

based on fb comments and statuses, i know some really fucking stupid people.

If you text me like this: "cant w8 2 c u 2morrow" - well, just - fuck you.

so. got a dog. 5 month old spaniel mix. cute as a button. found out from vet it might have distemper and def. has pneumonia! please pray.