Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
If I were properly medicated we wouldn't be having this conversation.
Is it weird to tweet while my sister is blowing me?
I'm going to start eating healthy AFTER i finish all the junk food in the house.
How can two different things like rain and fire be both romantic? Something just doesn't add up.
You want money? I'm not paying for sex. See what i did there? I didn't get laid.
I find your tweets difficult to masturbate to.
If you're against gay marriage, don't marry a gay person.
Just got to my hot neighbour's house. Duct tape check, rope check, knife check, hockey mask check. I love foreplay.
I really like your tweets. I'd like when you rub them against me, when i lick and motorboat them... oh gosh i meant TITS... honest mistake.
I was your first follower, this means i took your tweeterginity. Never forget that.
Your last tweet gave me a tweetergasm.
Staring your own tweets ia like sucking your own dick.
Help me follow you. Be creative and funny. Or hot. Or just naked. Or female.
Only pussies report people on tweeter.
I should suck all your cock... wait that's not right... you should all suck my cock. That's better.
Is it a coincidence that the vagina looks like a credit card POS? I don't believe in coincidences.
The awkward moment when you run and your tits bounce up and down. And you're a a man...