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Dear Guy In Wal Mart Parking Lot,
No rap song is hard enough to make your car not a PT Cruiser.
"Let's go get frappucinnos 10 minutes before Starbucks closes and stand around taking pictures of them!"
-Four white girls that are now dead
I'm eating processed GMO gluten laced with vaccines and it just caused a white girl with dreadlocks to drown.
Teenagers don't tip. This is why we must all work together to destroy them...
We need to work tirelessly together to rid this world of absolute, true evils like racism, homophobia, and craft beers with pun names.
RUBBED MY EYE AFTER EATING BUFFALO WINGS. THIS IS IT. THIS IS THE END.
Hookah bar employee: "Would you like your receipt?"
Me: "No thank you. I'd rather not remember I spent eight bucks on Marlboro Lights."
Blackbelt in Amazing. Bachelors of Dragonslaying from the University of Fuckin' Keeping it Real.
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