Why are bunches called pig tails???!!!!???!!

Need to go on a major Facebook deleting spree. Can't stand all these kids in their post adolescent idealistic phase

@kristianjwalker haha yeh....! X

It would just be too cute!!

Really want to adopt a husky!!

Mums really don't know best

There is a French girl on the bus and I really want to steal her voice!

@kristianjwalker your tattoo won't look too good when the rest of you is covered in boils and burns from the drugs that have gone wrong!

@kristianjwalker noooooooo don't ever do that!!! Don't risk your health got money x

Won Best Dressed at work!! Whoooooo 💀🎃👻🎉🎉🎉🏆 @ frankenstein's pad  http://instagr.am/p/RdEt0zK6fM/ 

Boys are poo 💩

@captain_t_f meeee!!! You see so much more out the window!! X

really really really want a beer

@creeps_thursday it's never too early for cake!! xx

@nyc_blonde try a pencil in your bun! X

Will be dancing the night away with @kristianjwalker tonight 👯👯👯

Randomly wishing I was a driving instructor 🚗💨

Is it ok to put my stockings on at the bus stop if no one is around?!

So annoying when managers decide to join you for lunch

Just noticed my reflection and thought it was my mum 😠