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@danbenjamin @marcoarment Laugh tracks are skeuomorphism: television emulating live theatre.

@anildash Now that there's official iOS/Twitter integration, Apple should simply display Twitter DMs in the Messages app.

If you had any doubt that @gocoast are shameless, disgusting human beings... pic.twitter.com/C3Z8pjqYEH

"I'm reading here in my notes that New Zealand is a suburb of Australia." --@danbenjamin

RT @randysimes: What the EU calls a "permanent bailout" we call "Missouri" or "Tennessee" http://t.co/9E5zhS3s

GOP position on hurricanes & FEMA: “If it's a legitimate storm, your house has a way of shutting that whole thing down to protect itself.”

Ron Paul, Rand Paul, Paul Rand, and Paul Ryan walk into a bar.

.@dukeenergy claims utilities must be 8ft from streetcars for safety reasons; here's 20 photos to prove they're lying: http://t.co/6xMT8VbQ

Not everyone can show up to a special City Council meeting on a weekday. But everyone can vote. And we voted pro-streetcar in 2009 and 2011.

Saudi Arabia to focus on "public transport within and between cities" in light of declining oil supplies. http://t.co/OUYc8zwN #peakoil

LOL, check out @realdonaldtrump’s timeline. He’s going absolutely nuts right now.

People holding “Washington Park is the people’s park” signs: yes, it is. Put down your sign and enjoy it.

Caller: "Do you intentionally incite fear of the urban core in order to increase ratings?"

Scott Sloan @700wlw: "Yes, absolutely."

BREAKING: Congress declares jelly beans are a legume.

You guys, @drewtoothpaste predicted this whole IRS situation back in 2010:  http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/122810 

We are considering hiring Sweet Brown as a motivational speaker for our corporate retreat. Mostly to discuss time management.

Violent crime in the U.S. dropped by 70% from 1995 to 2010, but most Americans still think crime is getting worse.  http://travisestell.com/2012/12/were-living-the-dream-we-just-dont-realize-it/ …

@mlkshk Know of any mlkshkers posting urban-themed photos that might want to join a new shk?  https://mlkshk.com/urban 

ODOT: “The increased cost will not delay the start of a project…critical to retaining and growing thousands of jobs" #UnlimitedAsphaltMoney