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Listening to Morrissey to cheer myself up.

No, *you're* weird.
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Don't call me lazy unless you've walked a couple of steps in my flip-flops.
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Don't think I won't not touch you with this ten foot pole.

Because I will.
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Constant gratification is the new instant gratification.
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In Hawaii, our guitars never gently weep.

However our ukuleles are giant crybabies.
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I love the smell of last night in the morning.
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There must be at least one parallel universe where they throw away the entire loaf of bread except the two end pieces.
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Imagine how fun Pringles would be if the cans were spring-loaded.
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This back needs less monkey.
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Scientists are worried that machines may outsmart man?

As a society, I'm not entirely convinced that plants haven't already outsmarted us.
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Why you always gotta do me like that, dishes?
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My glass is half full of empty promises.
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Without metaphors, I am nothing.
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Today I realized that Island culture is the only culture my son has ever known. It hit me when he referred to pants as "really long shorts".
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If you love something, throw it away, or keep it, or set it free, or whatever.

Shallow materialist.
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My wife and I vowed our relationship would never become complicated. So I quit facebook, and she quit twitter.
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I've learned that "Did you forget to add salt to this?" is always the wrong question.
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Gauged from the ocean floor, Mauna Kea is the tallest mountain. However I know from experience that measuring from the base is disingenuous.
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Exceptions are made to be broken.
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I follow the rules sometimes. Usually it's when I don't know what the rules are.
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