Saying you have freedom of speech in a blog's comments section is like saying you have freedom of assembly in someone else's living room

Shit there there are two people in front of me in line at Dunkin Donuts. Only one thing to do. *shakes can of pepper spray*

OK everyone. You can't say someone "fingered" someone else anymore when you mean they blamed them. That tiger has changed its stripes.

ONE MORE TIME: WOMEN IS NOT AN ADJECTIVE. IF YOU WOULDN'T SAY MEN DOCTOR, MEN FRIEND, OR MEN LAWMAKER, DON'T USE WOMEN

Exit polls outside the Globe's Italian buffet suggest that 55% of journalists prefer baked ziti to lasagna, and 90% took salad out of guilt

Election Day for journalists, told in cat GIFs  http://bit.ly/XhCzm4 

OK everyone. @mforbeck has $1,300 to go to in 10 hours to keep writing a novel a month. Support insanity in the arts http://t.co/K0Anz7dH

HOLY CRAP THE "50s, SHADES OF GRAY" WEATHER HEADLINE ON A1 IS RUNNIN

Cliches I hate: "Doesn't pass the smell test." QUIT SNIFFING THINGS WEIRDOES

Font snobs are serious about two things: hating Wingdings, and REALLY REALLY hating Comic Sans

WOMEN IS A NOUN NOT AN ADJECTIVE SO CUT IT OUT SEXIST WORD USERS.

Instead of changing "women voters" to "female voters" in all these stories, I am just going to start referring to "men voters" as well.

My friend @lgwenn's crowdfunded Cosplay Bondage project (photos by @richard_kadrey) only has 12 hours left!  http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/nerdbondageprojekt …

If your list of anything is in gallery form to increase web hits I will close the tab so fast your server will explode.

wait Wait WAIT. Chess rankings are separated into male and female? What the ever-living fuck is the "reasoning" that requires this?

Just used Wingdings in a headline. Suck it font snobs.

I don't know if I hate @adampknave @gofrankgo or @e_zulko the most right now

The NerdBondageProjekt by @lgwenn & @richard_kadrey only needs $850 but it only has 3 hours left!!!  http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/nerdbondageprojekt …

.@lgwenn models! @richard_kadrey photographs! But only if we get the NerdBondageProjekt funded in the next 8 hours!  http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/nerdbondageprojekt …

@geekstarter @adampknave @lynnbeighley AMERCIA! THE BEAUTIFUL! WITH AMBER WAVES OF CORN AS HIGH AS AN ELEPHANT'S EYE! UNDER GOD!