@anaalicia623 do it.

@elibraden favorite thing on the Internet, what you just said right there.

@mariafoley15 do it.

@muhfuknmaxwell do it.

HAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! RT @buzzfeed: If Romney and Obama switched hair http://t.co/vlL0Ow0S

listening to bob dylan's new song & it makes me feel like i need to clear my throat every 10 seconds.

drink up, idiots. RT @omgfacts Alcohol doesn't kill brain cells, it just causes them to grow slower

this hangover is the worst thing that has ever happened to anyone ever.

@kansassports in 2008, my friend's boyfriend tore his rotator cuff because he threw so many high-fives on mass street.

in 2011, she still should be. RT @kellyoxford In 1795, Ann Coulter would have been burned at the stake

@jcgreenx @queencrash YUP. I would give my right arm to go back to the magical place that is Lawrence, Kansas.

OMG. RT ‏@buzzfeed There was a frozen banana stand in London earlier today pic.twitter.com/BA3jpaESax

@tess @tracy_marq it will. Not a doubt in my mind.

@nickadoo I'll never stop laughing at what you just said.

OH MY GOD WHY IS IT TAKING SO LONG FOR KATE MIDDLETON TO HAVE THIS BABY SHE'S BEEN PREGNANT FOREVERRRRR.

@jcgreenx nope.

Hey people, when in foreclosure court & losing your home, maybe don't bring your leather Coach bag & try not go be dripping in Tiffany's.

stiiiill laughing at this tweet... RT @stuartcraig: Salmon shorts are high in omega 3 fratty acids

Well this is infuriating. RT @goodmenproject: “Keep Calm and Rape Her” TShirts Sold on Amazon.  http://ht.ly/iimfV  #yourthoughts ?

@kevinseccia that's the most perfect thing anyone has ever said.