Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Kids are a lot like fat cells, once you make them there is no turning back.
It's always embarrassing when your cape and underpants don't match.
I bet Jesus wishes he could block some of his followers.
If there's a wagon for it, I've probably fallen off of it.
What?! I have 4 kids? How did THAT happen?! @sprawl3 has some explaining to do!