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Yes, I’m watching Commando. It’s the greatest film ever made.
Sony should rename the Playstation 4 as the Playstation 2 just to one up Microsoft.
If homosexuality is a choice why can’t I be a lesbian for a while?
I’d let Rebecca Front narrate my documentary if you know what I mean.
Working on my set of Rodney Dangerfield jokes about hating yourself.
I’m so friendless even my demons are impersonal.
Having a cull. No wait, joining a cult. No wait, winching a gull.
“You are bin.”
“No, YOU are bin.”
People are about as intelligent as a particularly cunning, racist sheep.
Next time you’re on a train platform watch what happens when the train pulls in. People start walking along in the direction of the train.
The Edinburgh Darts League is getting a lot of abuse this morning.
Imagine going back in time to the 90s and telling people that in 2013 we can watch TV. It would blow their minds.
I can’t wait to get the new Xbox and experience what it’s like to “watch TV”.
RIP H from Steps Blues Explosion.
I can’t stop saying “Blues Explosion” after everyone’s name.
When you retweet horrific things, you’re helping make Twitter horrific. NOW WATCH THIS DRIVE.