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Half of twitter is composed of people who have something to say and say it brilliantly the other half have nothing to say and keep saying it
Wanted : Person willing to make preposterous sentences filled with sexual innuendo's, and ludicrous statements. Must be willing to tweet.
What they are talking about? Women are wonderful drivers. I received a note this morning to say so, It said: "Parking Fine". That was nice.
Seriously, Twitter is just another odd grandstanding ploy for the attention seeking narcissist. But before you go, can you star my tweet?☞ ☆
Don't worry, if you haven't tweeted in days twitter organizes a "search party" for you. Porn & teeth whitening bots search the grid first.
Some nights I can't sleep. The artist in me thinks: I'll just go down to Tim's, get two donuts, stick them in my eyes & pretend I'm an owl.
You are the best imaginary friends a girl could ask for; but sometimes I venture into society so I can wear my new outfits.
My dog has a developed an issue. He slides money out of my wallet and eats it. Seriously! $40 this week, so far. Renaming him 'Government'.
There are two industries in the world that refer to customers as 'users'. The IT industry; the other dope dealers - both deal with addiction
They say never to work with animals or children. I have so many more things to add to the top of that list.
If 'waking up' this early is a perpetual human practice, surely they wouldn't had invented the alarm clock.
So let me get this straight. . . you guys enjoy countless calories and then crash the credit the following day?? . . . I love Americans! ;-)
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