help pic.twitter.com/5C6S1uCMRG

@daftlimmy my family are good to me pic.twitter.com/MSyB9vrd

My brother's used wrapping paper which says "happy birthday" without realising, so he just wrote "jesus" on underneath...

Still can't get over how superb #warwickopen was, thanks @yourwarwick for a great experience! (Do these suck up tweets get me UCAS points?)

Can't believe the gif/jif debate wasn't featured in #bbcqt tonight

that episode of #masterchef was more of a triumph for feminism than thatcher

I start uni this year #realisation #TOOSOON

terrifying backdrop for Christopher's performance... he looks like something out of the shining... #xfactor

S club 7. Warwick is getting better by the minute. #warwickopen

Breathing is my life

DAVID YOU PRICK GO BACK TO CAROL JESUS some nerve he's got to show his face at work #casualty

Who loves the @theloveepage? I loves @theloveepage. Yes I do. <3

it's like the end of cool runnings when they pick up the sled #bgt

@snosrapneelhtak are you ready for this pic.twitter.com/lZTlnnXCIk

I get uncomfortable when they let the choir wear their own clothes #bgt

First exam in two weeks from today! Bring it on! (KIDDING I THINK I MIGHT ACTUALLY DIE IS THAT AN OKAY ALTERNATIVE????)

my parents are watching embarrassing bodies and i only know this because i'd recognise Dr Christian saying 'lubricate' from miles away

happy friday! #ff @that_dan_kid @snosrapneelhtak @robhparry

how do you spend your free periods then pic.twitter.com/LhR08zp8sS

#ff @james_annis @hollyjoscelyne @plainhamcomp @adambuscus @that_dan_kid @quotidianly @snosrapneelhtak because i'm in a giving mood