"Even the bad ones were good, and the good ones were astonishing." Neil Gaiman: Iain Banks. With or without the M. -  http://bit.ly/13qZlr6 

@ellardent Worth remembering that Great Intelligence is what it calls itself, doesn't necessarily follow it actually is greatly intelligent

Hmm. You're not wrong. RT @burdzeyeview Actually, we should have Status Quo do Eurovision for us. They'd boss it. #justsaying

"The reader is left wondering if Nick Clegg has ever made a promise he intended to keep." -  http://m.guardian.co.uk/books/2013/may/13/5-days-may-adonis-review …

@elegsabiff The difference is, being Muslim doesn't mean you come from somewhere else. You may be born here. @fatihah_iman

Good. RT @itvnews Lord Lamont on Baroness Thatcher: 'We shall not see her like again':  http://itv.co/10HajY7 

@chazzyb31 What pile of shit are you watching? #AncientAliens

@chazzyb31 It's like New Labour. New Affluent = Nothing Like Affluent.

Just watched last episode of The Day Shift - now I know what a foam disco is. *boggles*

I'm wearing an International Rescue hat and playing with a brilliant toy Stingray. One very happy 5-year-old. RIP Gerry Anderson. (2/2)

Just seen some clips of Gerry Anderson periods on news. So sad. Somewhere there's a photo of me aged 5 having a bath. (1/2)

@gerrymulvenna This isn't last minute! Last minute is 6pm Christmas Eve. ( Glad I'm not doing that this year.)

I've seen some pretentious twattery over the years, but serving a sliver of food on a big stone on a plate is a new low. #SaturdayKitchen 

Ha! :) RT @nadiakamil RT @pjdavies2000 This made me laugh out loud - funniest poll result, ever! Thanks @museum_news http://t.co/nUgCRfNS

All of this was for nothing, unless... RT @dean_stahl http://t.co/M3wYEW5K RIP Michael O'Hare, Jeffery Sinclair from Babylon 5.

@ooitch Oh, yes. I had much fun watching people boggle when I was a bridesmaid earlier in the year. Most were fine, but one or two...

@elegsabiff Ah, Schrödinger's Compliment, eh?

What a good word: RT @ellanfellan @sweden a syftningsfel is when you write something and it isn't read/comprehended as you intended.

What. The. Fuck? MT @wormito RT @polblonde Sacked Met officer admits deliberately bungling rape cases: http://t.co/o0q87FoM via @independent

Wouldn't it be great if we lived in a country where the Paralympics reflected the government's & public services' attitudes to the disabled?