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HR just brought us all bottles of Purell so we don’t get sick and miss work. So I drank mine. The chess match continues.
There's some new guy in our office today. I am assuming he works here. But he might just be a real go-getter homeless guy.
All those election signs in people's yards sure are confusing. I think I just voted for someone's realtor.
Today’s lesson: Show up late to office birthday parties. You still get the cake, but don’t have to participate in the singing. Oh, yeah.
A co-worker looks just like one of the contestants on that show The Biggest Loser. I can't wait to tell her. She'll get a kick out of it.
You know those people who use cartoons for their twitter avatar? Yeah, we’re even uglier than you’d think.
Twitter Lists sounds a lot like high school. I know I’m going to be sitting at the nerd table again.
For my company’s Halloween party, I am going as a cynical, anti-social web developer, which is great because I already own the costume.
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I keep hearing that Sarah Palin got a million dollar retainer for writing a book. Sounds like a weird dental plan to me.
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I was just reading an article on what to do if your coworkers spend too much time surfing the internet. People like that really bug me.
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All these insurance commercials get me thinking some important questions. Like, did cavemen eat lizards?
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Listening to management discuss Twitter is like listening to preschoolers discuss their subprime mortgages.
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Does anyone else think it's a bad idea that you get an extra hour of sleep on the night your house is most likely to get egged?
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FYI, you can get your flu shot at Costco. Unfortunately, it only comes in a 30-pack. But that should last you a few years, right?
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Those stickers of Calvin peeing on stuff are so stupid. I plan to show this opinion by getting a sticker of Calvin peeing on himself.
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