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      Kurt @tanque

    HR just brought us all bottles of Purell so we don’t get sick and miss work. So I drank mine. The chess match continues.

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      Kurt @tanque

    My parents don't like it when I refer to them as "my wife's in-laws."

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      Kurt @tanque

    There's some new guy in our office today. I am assuming he works here. But he might just be a real go-getter homeless guy.

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      Kurt @tanque

    All those election signs in people's yards sure are confusing. I think I just voted for someone's realtor.

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  • tanque
      Kurt @tanque

    Oprah asked Sarah Palin about her plans for 2012. She said she’d wait until it comes out on DVD.

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      Kurt @tanque

    I bet Darth Vader's wife woke him up a lot because he was snoring.

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      Kurt @tanque

    A co-worker looks just like one of the contestants on that show The Biggest Loser. I can't wait to tell her. She'll get a kick out of it.

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      Kurt @tanque

    Two roads diverged from the kitchen table. I took the one that went back to bed.

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      Kurt @tanque

    Today’s lesson: Show up late to office birthday parties. You still get the cake, but don’t have to participate in the singing. Oh, yeah.

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      Kurt @tanque

    You know those people who use cartoons for their twitter avatar? Yeah, we’re even uglier than you’d think.

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      Kurt @tanque

    For my company’s Halloween party, I am going as a cynical, anti-social web developer, which is great because I already own the costume.

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      Kurt @tanque

    Twitter Lists sounds a lot like high school. I know I’m going to be sitting at the nerd table again.

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      Kurt @tanque

    I keep hearing that Sarah Palin got a million dollar retainer for writing a book. Sounds like a weird dental plan to me.

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      Kurt @tanque

    I was just reading an article on what to do if your coworkers spend too much time surfing the internet. People like that really bug me.

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      Kurt @tanque

    All these insurance commercials get me thinking some important questions. Like, did cavemen eat lizards?

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      Kurt @tanque

    In hindsight, I am glad I didn’t get that "Hall and Oates" tattoo.

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      Kurt @tanque

    Listening to management discuss Twitter is like listening to preschoolers discuss their subprime mortgages.

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      Kurt @tanque

    FYI, you can get your flu shot at Costco. Unfortunately, it only comes in a 30-pack. But that should last you a few years, right?

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      Kurt @tanque

    Does anyone else think it's a bad idea that you get an extra hour of sleep on the night your house is most likely to get egged?

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      Kurt @tanque

    If Pippa Middleton married (and divorced) @therealredman, @jabbathehutt, and @sergiocilli, she'd be Red Hutt Cilli Pippa.

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