There was no egg slicer in the apartment. MT @notrollergirl: Complaints made to Thomas Cook about their holidays. pic.twitter.com/m6UGgFa5q8

My mother just called. 'Is the Internet open yet? Can you check something for me?' Told her it opens at 10am.

*Pheobe Buffay face* MY EYES. MY EYES. RT @thepoke We have a winner. The creepiest family photo of 2012. pic.twitter.com/jha3Zn6z”

This. Forever. (via @john_self) RT @steveniles: What If The Male Avengers Posed Like The Female One? http://t.co/A5Ml4qnz

Scholastic apologises for their horribly sexist books...sort of. http://t.co/L2TLc2Cd (via @ewasr)

This has made my day...the perennially awesome @bimadew on race and the Hunger Games casting. This. Just this. *points* http://t.co/OUPUo6Bt

Hilary Mantel's piece for the LRB is here, if you want to read what she actually said:  http://www.lrb.co.uk/v35/n04/hilary-mantel/royal-bodies …

Co-signed. RT @ewasr: Yes. RT @wstonesoxfordst: I'm pretty sure she'd prefer book tokens, thanks. pic.twitter.com/MLYT1EEb

My girl crush on Kat Dennings has now reached 'Inappropriate'. *dribbles everywhere* http://t.co/9MLEqRIs (via @afterellen)

Going to Argos to buy a catflap. MT @laylamessner Devote today to something so daring even you can't believe you're doing it." - Oprah

@matthaig1 Congratulations to you, too, Matt. I hope you have a brilliant day! x

@utterbiblio Thanks, Dan. You changed your name! x

*Sounds the TRUTH klaxon* Great piece about the anti-feminism of YA in the @newstatesman. (Found via @bananarahmana)  http://www.newstatesman.com/culture/2013/02/ghost-stories-ubiquitous-anti-feminism-young-adult-romances …

Okay. Enough mucking around, twitter. I'm doing this to my WIP today. PREPERATE.  http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3orkn8ORA1rn2llbo1_400.gif …

@matthaig1 Both awful, but Savages less so.

Thanks to @lettersofnote for brining @unfinisheds into my life. This one is making me wheeze: pic.twitter.com/wPmhGyt1

Building a shrine to @handwritten. This is what you do: go to Languages and deselect everything but British English. pic.twitter.com/8eYw3ndo

Just had a flurry of tweets so to confirm: Yes! My next book is out in May. Title, cover and all that good stuff revealed on UKYA next week.

@_jamesdawson @matthaig1 *butts in* I had a launch there. The space is lovely and the staff are very accommodating.

Pretty sure this is the Four Seasons. I'd sell a kidney to stay here. RT @earth_pics Bora Bora Paradise. pic.twitter.com/9Es6KtvH