“@uberfacts: Today is National Cream-Filled Donut Day!” And you tell me now???!!!

“@uberfacts: One chocolate chip can give you enough energy to walk 150 feet.”Based on this information I should be able to run a marathon.

Unfair smokers get extra breaks to go outside & smoke. They should make eating chocolate in the office an offence so I can go outside too.

@imstevewilson I've said this so many times. A commission based on performance like the majority of us.

#FollowFriday @tonyriches @cath_fs @wheelchairbird @fritzromanov @marcshakespeare @debbiex68 (via @ffhelper)

'Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies'

Pin board wizard #SongsForTheOffice

#FollowFriday @zoom4monkees @shortyblackwell @borbthudwry @mikenesquik_ @psycho_jello @fkyeahpetertork (via @ffhelper)

@nickc46 Thanks partner. You had that call back from Dragons Den yet? #choffee

#ff @psycho_jello @paulocoelho @magnef @monkees_fan @apparatjik @duncanpow @fkyeahpetertork @jakecanuso @meamandamealing @mrsmortenharket

Seem to be being followed by someone with a picture of rose petals covering their nether regions. BLOCK. Waste of good flowers if you ask me

Back from the swim. Made me feel much better!

@roversally Of course. I've quite clearly not thought this through!

@roversally Cucumber compulsary!

#ff @roversally, @feedsducks ,@louisa_hastings , @amandajanea1,@apparatjik, @birdwatchandy @bruceparry

Since having a cold I can't do anything with my hair. Today I seem to be sporting some kind of comb over do!

After saying wasn't going to clean up for mother in law I have done a bit. Have wiped down threshold so it's clean as she makes an entrance