This is what the guy who is in charge of the Android UI dresses like. A lot of things are suddenly making sense.
http://t.co/ILoZgSvi

Guys please stop complaining about the new Twitter app, they might revert back and I'm really enjoying the increase in sales.

To get back the DM tab in Twitter for iOS just swipe up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A.

Can’t really tell if he’s trolling me or just really really stupid. pic.twitter.com/tZ7pBmAVvd

Yes we are working on Tweetbot for Mac, it'll be a few more months but here's a sneak peak video.
http://t.co/8lrmZk8P

Go to https://t.co/yWSLItHC. Gasp at how much crap Google keeps about you and then hit the "Remove all Web History" button. You're welcome.

The little faith I have in humanity is somewhat restored. pic.twitter.com/QqnR2u8vcB

Now that Instagram is available for Android I'm proud to announce that we plan to keep avoiding it like the plague.

As a service to the iOS community and to answer the myriad of support requests, I present.

http://www.willyouportthistoandroid.com/

Java’s new slogan: Write once, exploit everyweek.

Standard android <clap clap>
Unlocked device <clap clap>
Unlocked boot loader <clap clap>
Just $649 <cricket cricket>
#GoogleIO

If you are against #SOPA, buy a copy of @tweetbot and Tweet with it. Won't change anything but I like the extra money.

I'm really excited about the upcoming Ubuntu phone. Want to dial internationally? Just compile a couple kernel extensions and boom!

Now that the Nexus 7 is here I can finally show Tweetbot running on it. http://t.co/A7dbxMIx

Working on his issue right now. http://t.co/pgBt68fi

You know what'd be a great joke app? A Camera app that charges you per picture taken, like you are using film. Oh wait.
http://t.co/S20cTZXI

Just in case you were wondering why Google+ was created. I present the future! http://twitpic.com/5jluo7

iOS 6 to present black screen with a big blinking “NO!” anytime someone tries to shoot video in portrait mode.

Sounds like the CEO of omgpop is going to fit right in at Zynga.
https://t.co/c0izs32D
https://t.co/VnUGsKWF

Someone finally discovered the secret behind the Tweetbot icon (via http://t.co/IRnV9HZN) http://t.co/a3I0neXS