when “only shooting stars break the mow-old” was the deepest lyric

@thatkidjoeb WE MISS YOU MORE THAN YOU LOVE CADBURY EGGS / 8 PACKS / “LIPGLOSS” BY LIL MAMA

this though. #bahston pic.twitter.com/nmcBKjgvK7

met @robdelaney last night. and yes, @laurenmasterson managed to casually bring up ruben studdard. http://t.co/9Pw6RSkY

9am in the waiting room for the dentist is as close I’ve come to hell aside from being trapped working at a TGI Friday’s until 4am on NYE

"well can you remove it back???" - dad, on rewinding the DVR.

I. Stupid

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I ate too many beer ;/

brought up moon shoes today and this girl had never heard of them. we’ll never speak again

@shaq hey

I luve the deep sea

🐏

I ❤💚💜💙👣👡💆✊👀😺 thanksgiving EVE

“I had to take the Vicodin, and hopefully a little but of pudding” - @deebarehrm

“How do you have the AUDACITY to say you’re married to God?” - Lauren on nuns. (@deenarehim)

let's all throw our hands in the air and give up on the count of three

one day the cows are going to wise up and start milking us back.

I love @thatkidjoeb. http://t.co/heuChucS