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when “only shooting stars break the mow-old” was the deepest lyric
9am in the waiting room for the dentist is as close I’ve come to hell aside from being trapped working at a TGI Friday’s until 4am on NYE
"well can you remove it back???" - dad, on rewinding the DVR.
I ate too many beer ;/
brought up moon shoes today and this girl had never heard of them. we’ll never speak again
I luve the deep sea
I ❤💚💜💙👣👡💆✊👀😺 thanksgiving EVE
let's all throw our hands in the air and give up on the count of three
one day the cows are going to wise up and start milking us back.
let's get rich and buy everybody nice sweaters and teach them how to dance