• Howdy!

    Please Sign In

    Favstar gets even better if you sign in.

    Here's why signing in is good for you.

    • You get a personalized view of Favstar based on the people you follow.
    • Your favs and retweets are collected instantly, meaning your status and stats get updated at blazing speeds.
    • Use lists to manage your friends, and keep on top of where the fav-love is happening.

    Your account is safe, of course!

    • We never see your twitter password.
    • We won't tweet or follow anyone without your permission.
    • We only use your API calls when you fav, retweet, or follow someone.
  • tartpop
      Ph. Redmon @tartpop

    How to draw a horse: draw a cheeseburger, repeat until you have a cow. Erase the milk. You should have a horse left over.

    • 30
    • FAVS
    GoodassDogesimondrawsstuffhomodachimousefountainveloxiraptorwebbedspaceFusRoDontkeith2183
    • 20
    • RETWEETS
    DesgardesEricColossalMonsterShindigzeehyphenDerekRuizSlooowpoketheDivaLeapotatofarmgirl
  • tartpop
      Ph. Redmon @tartpop

    Usually around 2 in the afternoon I start suffering from low blood candy.

    • 14
    • FAVS
    tikilovegodSeashellLightpcsegalshanwd1mrledjpr602_the_girl_who_richroc
    • 29
    • RETWEETS
    PatrickCHbasketgalKfRochestrozgeckomarmaanimabpmThe_Crisperonlyanumber
  • tartpop
      Ph. Redmon @tartpop

    I scream
    you scream
    we all scream
    we all scream
    we all scream
    we all scream
    we all scream.

    • 19
    • FAVS
    JenniTheGhostamalimaliMalloryRayne_somuchnateAngstnEnnuiBeamSplashXmeowrobotsi_fi_soul
    • 16
    • RETWEETS
    RaisinsSkyCMonacoAreSlinkysArtAngstnEnnuichirasulanactualspiderbenpopchrisross
  • tartpop
      Ph. Redmon @tartpop

    A Coinstar machine where you dump in VHS and get .avi's on a flash drive.

    • 10
    • FAVS
    voleuseCKcrashsuittakeowizard______crsbeckerSarahHachpcsegalMilfislandwolfmansrazor
    • 25
    • RETWEETS
    BlueInkDotsmilingpenguinetana________spyda_ktakeowizard______zacaj_Power_LloydYaraBear
  • tartpop
      Ph. Redmon @tartpop

    "There are no sad songs, only sad ears." - probably Goethe or some shit

    • 8
    • FAVS
    tsterdanhorriblezonebibliophylax__orangehexpcsegalyellowcardiganjeanvendorsAvatar_unknown_48
    • 15
    • RETWEETS
    orangehexgwarrenlAvatar_unknown_48Avatar_unknown_48Avatar_unknown_48Avatar_unknown_48Avatar_unknown_48Avatar_unknown_48
  • tartpop
      Ph. Redmon @tartpop

    What do we want? "Fuckable Pizza!" When do we want it? "After Church!"

    • 14
    • FAVS
    OmegaPALSirIveGemmaFlackkingdork430Partym0mKevinKuboBrianFukushimaabaddreammama
    • 6
    • RETWEETS
    jeebuswhoSirIvemagfagpintendo64RoosmurisBrianFukushima
  • tartpop
      Ph. Redmon @tartpop

    figured out = looked up
    read about = saw on facebook
    heard about = saw on twitter
    smelt it = dealt it

    • 13
    • FAVS
    citriccomicsponyshowspartansonicamalimalihomodachiaww_some_saucecapsthesnapsActualPerson084
    • 6
    • RETWEETS
    KaitSauceamalimaliaww_some_sauceDesgardesEricColossalAvatar_unknown_48
  • tartpop
      Ph. Redmon @tartpop

    "oops, I ..."
    "peed my pants"= funny.
    "pissed my pants"= funnier.
    "pissed my shirt"= extra funny.
    "shit my hat"= ohhhh yeahhhh.

    • 11
    • FAVS
    FindLologlamcrackersmattcomisassamifrassjohnmartzMrGimpdedGemmaFlackthe5thof4
    • 7
    • RETWEETS
    DesgardesEricColossalEmmasArtwork__GemmaFlackkaitmonkmansp0nduliBrianFukushima
  • tartpop
      Ph. Redmon @tartpop

    if you don't like me:
    1.fuck you
    2.I get it

    • 11
    • FAVS
    ponyshowlaceymicallefmeaganfrappieatyler_tyler_tylSoz5UrLoz__glitterpeeDesgardestommchenry
    • 4
    • RETWEETS
    yellowcardiganDesgardestommchenryglamcrackers
  • tartpop
      Ph. Redmon @tartpop

    Treat yourself to a fresh start by turning your burrito around halfway through.

    • 8
    • FAVS
    lurvstruckcreamcheejessicaxylbeccaandtheboxAngstnEnnuiChoplogikBrianFukushimaAvatar_unknown_48
    • 4
    • RETWEETS
    lurvstruckjessicaxylBrianFukushimaAvatar_unknown_48
  • tartpop
      Ph. Redmon @tartpop

    Motion to re-brand hoarders as "heapsters."

    • 5
    • FAVS
    glamcrackersJessBmusic__darrylayoBrittneySaboyellowcardigan
    • 4
    • RETWEETS
    glamcrackersJessBmusic__BrittneySaboBrianFukushima
  • tartpop
      Ph. Redmon @tartpop

    Cheeseburger delivery. Drive-thru pizza. Why is this so hard.

    • 4
    • FAVS
    OmegaPALAnthonyAvery3PeepsyPopsumschrisfurniss
    • 5
    • RETWEETS
    mothprincessPeepsyPopsumspahntschrisfurnissBrianFukushima
  • tartpop
      Ph. Redmon @tartpop

    FACT: Horses can't walk down stairs. "Attic" is an old Celtic word meaning "horse graveyard." Hm, I guess that's two facts.

    • 6
    • FAVS
    BadgerDeluxesloanesloaneOmegaPALyellowcardiganmambocabDrew4484
    • 3
    • RETWEETS
    Drew4484jburdeBrianFukushima
  • tartpop
      Ph. Redmon @tartpop

    "Pizza Hut" is Italian for "Pete's Hut."

    • 4
    • FAVS
    the5thof4clumsymiacrashsuitwolfhard
    • 4
    • RETWEETS
    monstaclethe5thof4skellyBrianFukushima
  • tartpop
      Ph. Redmon @tartpop

    Lifehack: drink.

    • 4
    • FAVS
    skellyfinbeardcartoonfuntimeBrianFukushima
    • 3
    • RETWEETS
    chiwiddatSupadooBrianFukushima
  • tartpop
      Ph. Redmon @tartpop

    Hey Homestuck guy, just blow it all on vaccines for third worlders, nobody gonna say boo, there are already lotsa good games, c'mon, fuck it

    • 4
    • FAVS
    johnmartznimbusdomejeanvendorsBrianFukushima
    • 3
    • RETWEETS
    supercargautierJoyoyongBrianFukushima
  • tartpop
      Ph. Redmon @tartpop

    "in the future you can brag about fast food on a computer no wider than a Dorito" -Aristotle, inventor of the Dorito

    • 3
    • FAVS
    finbeardtommchenryaedavis
    • 4
    • RETWEETS
    UnexpectedGoatfinbeardAerialAceBrianFukushima
  • tartpop
      Ph. Redmon @tartpop

    The all-purpose advice that nobody wants to heed: Get Over It.

    • 3
    • FAVS
    tommchenrylindigloBrianFukushima
    • 4
    • RETWEETS
    beccydavidyellowcardiganshukurosoraBrianFukushima
  • tartpop
      Ph. Redmon @tartpop

    A black guy and a Polish guy and a Jewish guy. It's one guy. Oh shit, you just got blindsided.

    • 4
    • FAVS
    robotmunkysimba22pcsegalDaveyK
    • 3
    • RETWEETS
    sophiearetzanthonypantssinkman180
  • tartpop
      Ph. Redmon @tartpop

    Arrive late, if at all, eat breakfast at desk, hour and a half lunch, three shits, fake phonecall, leave early. Friday all day every day.

    • 2
    • FAVS
    ArcadeThumbsyellowcardigan
    • 4
    • RETWEETS
    GemmaFlacks_williams_77ngunBrianFukushima
@tartpop

@tartpop

extra strength • original flavor • life lover