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How to draw a horse: draw a cheeseburger, repeat until you have a cow. Erase the milk. You should have a horse left over.
I wanna live in a world where gender is about as relevant as yr blood type.
Usually around 2 in the afternoon I start suffering from low blood candy.
Baby let me show you how to do this
You gotta move this
No baby not like that like
Get up, I'll do it
live sweet, die cute & leave an adorable little corpse
A Coinstar machine where you dump in VHS and get .avi's on a flash drive.
can't believe i've been typing dot corn this whole time
The main thing I remember about church is being super horny.
I ain't afraid of no ghost.
I am afraid of yes ghost.
What do we want? "Fuckable Pizza!" When do we want it? "After Church!"
"oops, I ..."
"peed my pants"= funny.
"pissed my pants"= funnier.
"pissed my shirt"= extra funny.
"shit my hat"= ohhhh yeahhhh.
i love cats, i can't get enough cats, you could say i'm a bit of a catholic
cool drinking game: every time you think about the future, take a drink
Dan Slott and Mike Allred on Silver Surfer will get me back into a comic shop in March
"the rainbow ain't gonna taste itself"
Did you know 4chan started out as a Chandler Bing fan site, and that there was one for each F*R*I*E*N*D? 2ross still has less than 2k hits.
Accidentally touched dicks with a guy in the Taco Bell restroom. Most awkward 15 minutes of my life.