My beautiful "Sammy" shirt came today! Thank you so much @traceygurney @qwertee & @winchesterbros! #Supernatural pic.twitter.com/njM6WrsxT9

I wonder if the hashtag ever misses the good ol' days when it was just a number sign.

Under the cloak of darkness, w/ clouds rolling as fast as wild horses, I just frolicked outside in my backyard completely nude. It was rad.

@totallylaime @howardkremer Two great tastes that taste great together! #WhoGotMyWhoChartedInMyTotallyLaime

My favorite album of the year is Hum's Downward Is Heavenward. That came out in 2012, right?

@darth__mouth Yes, but outline it in glitter.

@nightvaleradio This tweet just opened a portal to an undisclosed location, which is ruled by a centaur named Samuel.

Christmas Eve morning's are about dancing in your undergarments to Prince's "Darling Nikki" & having no shame. Happy Holidays, folks.

Happiness is not a fish that you can catch, but burritos are right there for the taking.

They say that laughter is the best medicine, but I think it's burritos.

You should always shake it like a Polaroid picture, but you should never actually shake an Polaroid picture.

@darth__mouth Who cares about about anything but Meg Fosters eyes.

I don't appreciate folks saying that Maggie Gyllenhaal is ugly. It makes me very sad. I think she's foxy & I want to kiss her forever.

@robdelaney Yet your "velvet bib pussy eating" tweet has only been RT'd 240. This is what's wrong with American. #pussyisbetterthanfootball

@keckles You're that librarian who, by day is buttoned up, but after work dances on cars to White Snake.

@gaudyaspoppies You couldn't contain your excitement?

@sallysmash I think he is. He's all into Jesus or Aliens. Who knows. All I know is I like dirty Prince who sings about fucking all day long.

Forever & ever.  http://instagram.com/p/XxM5b7pE44/ 

@hell_doe I see what you did there.

@darth__mouth Satan throws up the "hang loose" sign while riding a surf board & catching some tasty flame waves.