RT @funnyortruth: Imagine if Adele and Taylor Swift dated and then broke up.

RT @rickwarren: It is nonsense to believe you must agree with someone to treat them with respect.

Love. See also: any gender, ethnic, or socioeconomic descriptives. RT @robdelaney: I love gay people. Or as I sometimes call them, "people."

I wish @dylnerwn live tweeted more of his experiences.

My dog's my best friend. I know a lot of people say that, but do all of those people choreograph music videos for their best friend?

Follow up to previous tweet. Hilarious. RT @jennyjohnsonhi5: I love Will Ferrell http://t.co/Glwdt8HE

No balls. All elbows. RT @mettaworldpeace: No brain
All beard

This puts you forever in my good graces. RT @brentmoss: @tatiproc just for you pic.twitter.com/Ny6qvO7Nke

Almost put a stick of gum in my mouth just now, then I remembered that I'll stop at nothing to keep people from sitting next to me on planes

Error on the side of kindness, you know?

MT @adanzis: Want to know what America's all about? Reports of marathon runners who crossed finish line then ran to hospital to give blood

I love you guys. Sometimes I get really overwhelmed and just need to tell you things like that. Thanks for being funny and nice and such.

I've decided to start using my left hand more in case I ever suffer from a traumatic brain injury and lose the ability to use my right side.

@karebearrr oh dear heavens. I die. cc: @procmama I just really felt like I needed to share this with you  http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YTG0rkEgxW4 … …

💗💗💗💗RT @todayshow: Restaurateur with Down Syndrome offers food, hugs. Video:  http://on.today.com/134ipzU 

@dylnerwn I LOLed

I'll take "denial" for $400 RT @usweekly: Taylor Swift says she's not "some clingy, insane, desperate girlfriend":  http://usm.ag/Z6sacn 

February 15: the day I started listening to Christmas music again.

"because you know it's not every year that Valentine's Day and Black History Month fall in the same month..."' #snl

Have you ever made awkward eye contact with a stranger in traffic and smiled stupidly because you didn't know what else to do? Me neither.