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My dog's my best friend. I know a lot of people say that, but do all of those people choreograph music videos for their best friend?
Almost put a stick of gum in my mouth just now, then I remembered that I'll stop at nothing to keep people from sitting next to me on planes
Error on the side of kindness, you know?
I love you guys. Sometimes I get really overwhelmed and just need to tell you things like that. Thanks for being funny and nice and such.
I've decided to start using my left hand more in case I ever suffer from a traumatic brain injury and lose the ability to use my right side.
February 15: the day I started listening to Christmas music again.
Have you ever made awkward eye contact with a stranger in traffic and smiled stupidly because you didn't know what else to do? Me neither.