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Don't call him San Fran.
Muppet Will Wheaton isn't a real StarFleet officer. He's just an acting Henson. #worsttweetever
I'm not suggesting that the government is hiding information about flying dinosaurs, but many documents on the subject are pteredacted.
We're not so different, you and I. I, too, place my stroopwafel on top of my coffee mug so as to allow the steam to melt the caramel inside.
When I was a kid, apps were called software
A browser tab showing a screenshot of a browser window is to people as a screen door is to dogs.
When I see a product called "18 Rabbits Squeaky Cheeky Choco Cherry Organic Bunny Bar," I think to myself, "Maybe I could start a business."
I was absentmindedly eating cashews off my desk, and accidentally picked up and chomped on one of my earbuds.
I judge people based on how they support my decision to own a meat slicer.
That thing where you put airline ice rings around all your fingers, then reach your hand over and terrify the person seated in front of you.
I've tried meditation and multiple types of yoga, but honestly nothing empties my mind more than just tearing through a bag of potato chips.
One area where Star Trek: TNG doesn't excel: seating arrangements. Everyone on the bridge has to twist their neck to speak. Clear liability.
Eating a blood orange aggressively. #PRETENDINGIMAVAMPIRE
Journeyman runner out of Virginia Beach. Member of Twitter's Trust & Safety team. Amateur stone sculptor. Former backup elevator guard for Dmitry Medvedev.