@mellors30 my new blog is up Wayne please read and RT http://t.co/eORiGTCL

We're trying for a 3rd child & my 5 year old just said when we have said child "can we paint it yellow and make it a minion?"

Priceless...

It's not sexual harassment if she was playing hard to get
#gtharass

So surprisingly the Ox is being unleashed... Enjoy yourself fella, no pressure!

It's not sexual harassment if she was crying afterwards! It was just a powerful orgasm right?!
#gtharass

37 followers away from 500... #justsayin

@xeieshan_gunner well done mate! Good day all round!

“@loztay82: The bloody back door won't open :( this pisses me off”


I'd be more pissed about having a bloody back door!

#lubrication

7:00 get to work
7:02 get told we've booked you by mistake, there is no work
7:10 unlikely to have work so have day off unpaid
#fewmin

@stevie_talk you too Pal... One of the originals and best 😉

@stevie_talk I'm not a mind reader... So insensitive! #sulking

Oscar Pistorius an inspiration without doubt but should he be allowed to run in the Paralympics after competing in the Olympics? #discuss

Quick question is Garth Crooks the paralympic correspondent?

Played my first ever game of squash yesterday...

@lennoxlewis @mellors30 thanks for the answer Lennox, and respect where it's due you were both great champions! #legends

@mellors30 omg Lennox Lewis just tweeted us!! #starstruck #dumbfounded

“@goonrambler: Odds on M'Vila to score and reveal shirt saying "I'm a Gooner" and then kick Nasri in the vagina?”

@paddypower odds on that?

@ladyfuckwit I was the one stood on your hem...

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