Justice Scalia is so reprehensible that it's making me wonder why we've been wasting so much of our vitriol on Mumford & Sons.

Final #30Rock table read accomplished. (Didn't cry, but got the sniffles.)  http://instagr.am/p/SoaCC8szME/ 

Jimi Hendrix has been dead for four decades and he released an album today, so no hanging your head, Hugo Chavez fans!

Had SNL on when my food delivery arrived, so the delivery guy heard Maroon 5 and now thinks I'm a fan so basically I may need to move.

Aaaaand that's a wrap on #30Rock. What a run. pic.twitter.com/oePfyDji

Speaking of #30Rock - I'm reposting this for fans who may've missed it. My insider's thoughts on the end of the series.  http://www.buzzfeed.com/tceraulo/behind-the-scenes-at-the-final-days-of-30-rock …

#30Rock ends its run tomorrow. I worked there for 5 seasons and wrote some words for @buzzfeedent about it. Enjoy them:  http://www.buzzfeed.com/tceraulo/behind-the-scenes-at-the-final-days-of-30-rock …

Another day, another series of consumer choices that make us all culpable in the exploitation of third-world laborers.

This script's not gonna write itself, but I'd still like to give it time to do so just in case.

The first thing I like to do when I arrive someplace is complain about the trip.

Celebrating Record Store Day by putting all of my receipts & bank statements in a file cabinohhh I think I misunderstood this fake holiday.

When my job ends next month I'll be going door to door across America, SNL DVDs in tow, making *sure* m'fuckers know who Gilda Radner was.

Wow, I had no idea Rihanna was such a "Wonder Years" fan. She's taking this pretty hard, guys. http://t.co/L6Rh4yqe

If I forgave others, I'd have to forgive myself - and that's simply out of the question, so I'll see you all in Hell.

Not sure why anyone would pay for Ambien when there's free access to TBS baseball announcers.

One day in October I walked into the #30Rock writers' office and saw this delightful scene.  http://instagr.am/p/S049Q9szG4/ 

Reading a self-help book on my phone. I keep taking screenshots of stuff to remember. Have 300 screenshots. May need another self-help book.

Sure, Jennifer Lawrence's fall was endearing when it happened, but today she's all bruised and limping like that monster Kristen Stewart.

May write a musical based on this official Tom Petty message board comment. pic.twitter.com/49FRVnibvG

If you had to list everything happier than Eddie Money in that travel agency, you'd die making that list and your death would make the list.